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Tea Of 2023 🫖 🧢
Recorded: Dec. 30, 2023 Duration: 2:07:13Space Recording
Full Transcription
this song has been stuck in my head like it just makes me want to explode and be like
50 different billion people
fred again and baby keith
no not during fred again and baby keith
it's just so crazy
let's go
oh my god
this energy all 2024
don't at me if you don't have this chaotic
i don't even know
it's a good one
guys
i'm so excited to be in this space
and we're gonna like go through like everything like there's so much stuff
we're not gonna get started just yet but like
amy was sending me like a bunch of stuff that i genuinely forgot about
and it's it's crazy like our space is insane
we're gonna enjoy fred again one second
yeah i'm just like bouncing off the walls
having a little coffee at 3 pm
there are no rules
there are no rules
i need to dj at coachella
with all of you guys for the room set
guys we'll go so hard low key
and imagine i just start doing random shit
like i bring that shit to coachella
like
my janky ass like soundboard
so good
put those hands up
you only live once
imagine you didn't clap in a space
because you just fucking why
what's the point
literally
what is the point
imagine imagine you don't send like hearts and spaces
what type of shit is that
what type of shit is that
oh my god
fucking rock is here
everybody's here
everybody's fucking here
i see three reposts
imagine imagine reposting a space
like genuinely
imagine just being that person
that's like i don't want to clog my feed
unretweet it later
fucking that energy is out
that shit is out
okay we're not doing that
we're retweeting our friends spaces
fuck i should have wrote that
i did my ins and out yesterday
and that shit was so dumb
because i want to change everything
forgot to add
because you want to
what it's just not instagram
like
yeah i don't get it people
i thought you were part of the song
that was a crazy transition
no no wait
no kira what
it actually sounded sick
i was about to say that like
people won't retreat their friends
but they'll retreat
literally
no literally that's so out
now that we bullied you
let's check how many
ah 12 great
wow that worked
10 people
are like fucking
it's out okay it's a trend
it's literally a trend
but yeah come on like you only live once
it's saturday let's get some hearts going on
what is your name
magellan
come on it's skrillex
come on i don't know it's probably gonna sound horrible on your end
but on my end it sounds fire so
we're just gonna
we're just gonna
oh my god
oh my god what's up vink
following back
what's up shubs
let's go
cute pfp honestly the doggos are really like
doing something for me
they're really doing something for me
what's up
what's up
what's up max
guys
i'm just like
i don't even know
i do know i know
i'm just bouncing off the walls
me and web3max on tuesday
are going to la
we're doing it up
we're going to la
we're spending the month there
i don't know
i'm so proud of you guys
i'm so proud of you guys
i know what's happening
what is happening
what's happening
what's happening
what's happening
i don't even know what's happening
wait
is max
i don't think max is in the coochie cabal
we need to change that
where's tiger tiger
um no max is actually that girl for sure
um definitely
i hate when people are like yeah they're on the come
like bro max has been up
like
she's been up like
bro facts facts facts
actually facts and it's just like
a genuinely supportive
like talented person
who's gonna make it 100%
has made it i hate that too
it's like it's like i think
because people just don't have the right vocabulary
but when somebody tells me
i was telling this to amy too
like when someone tells me
i'm on the come
like bitch it's been three
like i am up
like how much more up do you want me to go
like obviously i have like other goals
but like yo like what else
like what do you mean like
oh yeah you're gonna make it
like if this isn't making it
and other stuff
and like implement like emerging tech
and like i don't know
like just like do things
we made it we made it
like if so is it anyways
if this isn't the top i don't know
yo it if that like for real
and you know what like yeah we're gonna have new tops
like but that's the thing though i really don't know
like if 2023 i really outdid myself personally
like honestly personally i outdid
like this i felt like there was
five years in this year no
don't you like don't you guys feel that way
yeah okay i felt like it was five
years and
with amy giving me all the
like tea amy girl i don't know
like amy just texted me i thought
she was like not really gonna flop but like
but i was like yo amy yesterday
you wanna like do this she's like yeah yeah
and like we had such a good time last
couple of days ago is actually this week see
that feels like the space that amy
and i did that improv space
feels like it was four years
ago we were just
you know at the cabal party
and like see doesn't
that feel like a hundred years ago
anyway so i'm like yo let's do this
like tea of 2023 don't worry guys
we got the tea i'm just like
sitting here and i'm thinking like how am i
gonna come up with like
everything that's happened like there's no
no way like i don't know there's
always something every single day
at 2 52
the space starts at 3 p.m
esd at 2 52 she just
hits me with it she's like
matchy suzak xbt
like at nft instagram
sbf court case
um she's like was the
bar girlfriend drama this year and i'm like
yup she's like
if there is one thing
if there is one thing
that i love
it's drama that doesn't affect
me so you bet your sweet
ass cheeks i remember all of it i remember
every last drop of it every
last drop yeah
that's crazy i know
kiro does too kiro is like
if i know i don't know if he's a scorpio
but like if scorpio was a person
it's kiro kiro really
gives like um
right you endorse that he's really
given
we know
we know my dog is barking
guys it's so bad it's
scatty yeah i know
wait you never sent me a picture of your
dog mika you know this
space is gonna be so good
because people are pulling up on
their alt accounts on spaces to be
able to speak right now and that
is a sign of an excellent space
who is rock
where's henry nobody
and digs come on
yo dude who
is nobody i just let them up because i was like
i don't know
just nobody it's just like yeah
you hear their voices oh no
oh my god
this is crazy you know also it's gonna
be a crazy say we got amy b2b
kiro kiro dm me
i was terrified he goes make me co-host
done like i'm like done just
like yo if anybody knows the t
it's this
m effing bot
okay because kiro is
a bot and kiro
was in spaces
24 7 that
like he is the blockchain
okay he literally is because he
keeps transaction records
of like who he needs to get revenge on
and like who did what and
what's going on and then we got amy
who clearly is just like i don't even know
like just like a chat tvt
of her own yeah i'm
in for a ride because i like knew
i was there for everything because who really
takes their pick this dog
just
like
robe i know you're in la
i'm terrified
i'm not in la oh you're not
but i love i love that you thought
wait why did you say you were
i told you where i was
you can't trust
anybody
which by the way you're
i don't know what you're tripping on
your sound sounds totally fine
oh with the music though
yeah the music was great
there's dubstep is a little
this song's called locked in okay sorry you can't i'm like such a bass head it's bad
we're good
let's go everybody 2024
we got the tea
give it up for robe
that's hard that's too hard for y'all you don't want that smoke anyways so
why was gary v
in bark space
gary v found
on the wrong side i need to talk
to gary v and
like
i need to talk to we need to
who's gonna tell the
end is it gary or the end like
there's so many rumors as
to what was
going on um
maybe maybe
frank had a really good take the other day about this
is about that those mfers block
everyone
so they like gatekeep their side
of twitter and so like the people
who don't know don't know because
we're not over there to tell them
that's correct no but that's genuinely kind
of crazy and like very
smart like i gotta
give it to them that's low key
genius the other day bark
came into one of the clonex spaces
with like 50 people in
there and then he decided he
was gonna try and gaslight the
only thing is is if i
love that for him though no
but you know can i tell you something they
are no no but they
are the smartest
people in this whole industry
i'm gonna say
i'm gonna say it again
no no i'm gonna say it again i'm gonna say it again
i'm gonna say it again no no crazy take no no no
but you're right but but listen to this though
it is going into 2024
and like
we still have
like we're still talking about like we know
them and like people are still talking
about like i haven't spoken about them in so long
but like the fact that they
are always coming up with these
like crazy marketing
tactics is just
beyond me and like you just
have to respect it like that's
crazy because
hold on wait wait let me finish the take
let me finish the take let me finish that's crazy
you imagine the take is
just that's crazy i'm just
like okay
guys what did i just say
on a recorded space no but there's
a there's like actually just
sauce to this okay it's
that doesn't mean just because you're a good
marketing person doesn't mean you're can you be
a good person and be
a marketing person can you finish
inspirational tweets
as your marketing yeah you're right
but doesn't isn't that kind of toxic
because like imagine you post
to do is retweet you got to support
smaller accounts okay
is that the sauce i mean
that is good sauce i do that i just
that's what they tweet every time they tweet
out one of their spaces right
no one deserves to have less than three thousand
followers if you don't have three thousand
followers but yo people
dude i'm sorry but the choke
hold okay let's talk about
was this this wasn't 2023
though
it is such a blur
yo this this was 2022
because they got like it ended
last year before 2023
this isn't even news from 2023
2023 i don't
think that the bark girlfriend thing was
this year no it was it was no
that was this year are
you sure yeah it was because
i remember being literally
in dubai and couldn't believe i had to
stay up until 7 a.m. to just
listen to what was like i needed the tea
like it was just like a soap opera i was
like what was happening i never commented
on it though because i don't like
really doing that like i don't
know i had like i co-hosted with the both
of them and i was so he
said she said that i didn't even
i couldn't yo but the thing with them
amy is i did not know if it was like a
bit till this day
well until king fudd came out
and like gave the full i don't trust king
fudd either i don't trust king fudd
either i do trust king fudd
why do you trust him though about
what because
he doesn't have anything to lose
because he hasn't had anything to gain what
he doesn't have anything to lose
because they don't they didn't he
didn't have anything to gain through
the network token like he didn't
participate in any of the money making
schemes that they did the only thing
he did was work for symbol but what
is the difference between what they
do and what other people
do like how did they really
ruck ruck quote unquote if they're
showing up every day i don't know i
don't know much about it but i'm
just like i'm gonna
kind of just be over here really
and then they they acted
like they they use people
what do you mean they took liquidity
have you ever heard king fudd's whole
story about no like bear token and
all that no like he told
it and i want to see but like why
is king fudd always involved in these
random scenarios like i'm sorry but
if you're like i love you but if
you're involved in all these random
scenarios all the time it's like what
are you doing here like ariana what
are you doing here like what
like how did you get yourself in
this mess like again what's going
on you know here's the thing
though like mika you and i both
have co-hosted with alex and
honestly like when given that
opportunity i was like hell yeah
like he's on the come up right
now and everybody is like lol
throwback to what we're just
talking about um but he's like
one of the hottest things right
now and i'm trying to grow my
career here and if he's offering
me a spot to co-host i'm down
i'm down and then um he used and
abused me threw me out and then
pulled someone else up then wait
no but that's what he did no but
that was his sauce though like
because he he stopped it with
everybody see like he did that with
me as well but i don't look at like
a use and abuse i think that he
actually this is like okay i'm not
taking any i like i don't know the
deeper parts but it happened to me
and the way that i was looking at
it was like this is actually very
smart pause pause um because it's
good to not get stale with co-host
sometimes and and just bring this
like new energy mika like you and i
are hosting spaces together right
now and if things diverged and you
were like amy's probably not the best
coast for me anymore you would have
a conversation with me and be like
hey i think i'm gonna start co-hosting
other people like hope you understand
like and be adults about it what he
what he did is publicly dunk on
people make them feel invalidated in
front of a live studio audience of
a thousand people yeah no that's
bad and then make them not be able to
pull their audience away from them
even though he just built them up he
was like oh yeah don't trust this
person they're obviously yeah that's
kind of crazy six feet tall
seriously so i wouldn't okay we need
to stop with the with the height
shaming oh i'm gonna keep i
used to laugh she's like i'm not
gonna stop but like it's bad i
don't care i think it's hilarious
i actually the test don't you hate
it and talk shit about men and their
heights and they look right like i
didn't say anything about their
looks wait you should do her thing
oh my god weird this this is going
so bad this is going so bad i am
part of the bad
chimpanzee
what max is like we're gonna bring
it all back we're gonna bring it all
back
because why am i looking at i need
answers
where am i a chimpanzee
because at the top let's go
am i at the top
chimpanzees and
wait humans great apes ooh
let's go
made it
made it
when you said that i was like what
are you talking about
like genuinely
you had me more confused than like
henry
the bear that
is like the son of laura
it's a lot whatever
like how am i gonna supposed to go
on a date and explain that
to be
anyway so i used to you were saying
like hey you don't want anyone
to do that okay good i agree
i agree
that was the whole point
all these influences saying
you have
did someone fucking cut her off
again
with your hands up
never
who the fuck
oh it's i know who that is
exactly
what a little shit head
what a little shit
oh my god
dude i'm not gonna call them
they them out
him her i don't know
ape whatever
but the fact
that they can't they're so bougie
and they went so hollywood
they can't even join from their
real account
real account
that's absurd
yeah
insane
that's amy
can we just
no and they're like
they're like i'm not gonna be
caught talking tea
on on
on stage
like what
that's what
do it on your main
or don't at me
do it
do it
on your main
or don't at me
welcome
to the show everybody
this individual
could never
it's gonna be a good one
we're gonna talk about
the tea
of 2023
a lot has happened
clearly
we couldn't even get past
like we're
we don't even know
what timeline
so that's like about
equivalent to 10 years
because we're in the
web 3 industry
so buckle up
grab your tea
grab your coffee
get cozy
or get lit
honestly i don't know
whatever helps you
vibe out
and uh let's
get started
i don't know if these
are chronological order
or not but
we're doing our best
i think we should do
a thing where
we bring up one
we talk about it
and then if anybody else
wants to bring up one
we can talk about it
or we can say
veto
i'm making a new outs list
respectfully
like putting me
nick
uh putting me next
to that person
that mfr is crazy
i've had my hand up
for so long
whoa
okay
okay
okay
the alts
this is so out
this is so out
only influencers
did he just call
fucking robe
an influencer
and i wanted
i wanted to speak
and learn about solana
the influencers
is crazy
the cabal is real
what is it
do you wanna know
something so
they're such like
you know what amy
i feel like we're like
in like we're doing
like a presentation
like a play
like they're like
the kids in elementary
just like really just
it just is wild
when you get too many
main characters
up on the stage
and we just have to
wrangle them in just
enough to be able
to make it organized
everyone should be a
main character of 2024
the thug
i don't wanna be no
side character
i'm a side character
you know what's crazy
though somebody coming
from their alt
to cause havoc
on their birthday
that's what's crazy
that's what's crazy
i'm sorry but when you
have a distinct voice
why are you trying
to be a non
why are you trying
to be a non
honestly if you have
a distinct voice
if you have a distinct voice
or a not
coming onto a twitter
space if you are a regular
speaker everyone's gonna
know who the fuck you are
literally i love it though
but please keep doing it
it's so cute
like honestly like
it's like look at this
like nobody with his
like little like
like black cap and like
anonymous like
anonymous like
anonymous like hoodie
like trying to like
just be like ooh i'm
like undercover
i love how both of
them were like let me
choose an eth profile
picture no one will
accept us
okay we're gonna go and
disguise ourselves as
eth pfp's and no one is
gonna know anything
yes amy that was so
good i'm screaming and
laughing and crying
bro i'm looking at the
comments right now mika
people are commenting the
ones we forgot and some
some of these i can't even
believe that they happen
this year i don't where
do i see that where do
you see that so much on
the on the one that you
posted before the in the
comments down below but
nobody's commenting anything
in the comments down
below which is such an
honest like it is an
honest like it is a
sacrilege at this point
the fact that you guys
aren't commenting tea from
2023 yeah right now is
sacrilege i don't even
know what that means but
i'm too afraid to ask
it means it's against the
bible but can you use
your student loan for
nfts yeah i saw that
comment i saw that
comment okay okay let's
do this first of all we
have to um wait we got to
do something really quick
one second amy before we
unmute everybody should we
wish shrimp happy birthday
yeah let's ask nobody to
sing shrimp happy birthday i
think no wait okay please
god i don't want to do it
i don't want to do it hold
on one second let's just i
don't know this is just oh
happy birthday to you to the
toddlers in the room happy
happy birthday my little
shrimpy what there is a
website that is called one
birthday song dot com okay
you can look up anyone's
names and it will show up
there and it will sing them
happy birthday with the
name of the song shut up
shut up see if shrimp is on
that website oh my god oh
my god one birthday song i'm
i'm here i'm here it might be
the number one i don't
remember but i did it when i
was a teacher way back in
the i don't know there's
so many there's there's
there's there's shrema okay
that will do right that's
close enough oh yeah let's go
happy birthday shreema happy
birthday shreema happy birthday
yes happy birthday shreema
let's fucking go
happy birthday shreema happy birthday
happy birthday shreema happy birthday
happy birthday shreema happy birthday
happy birthday shreema happy birthday
happy birthday shreema happy birthday
happy birthday shreema happy birthday
happy birthday shreema happy birthday
You're the best.
Ooh.
Makes me just want to retweet this space.
Makes me want to smash that retweet button.
I want to retweet real hard.
No, but for real, low-key, like, okay.
I hope he's not listening right now.
But Shrimp is actually a very cool person.
Like, I have to say, ETH could never because Shrimp, like, hopped on multiple calls with me explaining me so much stuff.
So, like, Radium and Jupyter, like, that whole video was inspired by Shrimp.
So, we got to give it up.
Someone disagrees, weird, that they're so passionate about Ethereum.
I don't know.
Or whatever.
The person, Shrimp, who they obviously don't know.
But...
We can ask another ETH actually on stage.
Like, nobody thinks so.
Yeah.
Yeah, nobody.
What do you think about this?
I'm pushed on monkeys with hats.
That's all I'm going to say.
So, I'm going to be already down.
You're not making a bad one dream.
0.7 so I can get my relatives in India to send them a real monkey with hat.
Happy birthday, Shrimp!
Oh, no.
Who let Bad Brother up?
Please, no.
We'll never finish the sentence.
Between Curo and Bad Brother and me and Amy.
Thanks, Bad Brothers.
You're the greatest.
I love you.
Oh, and Shrimp.
Oh, my God.
It's just a garbage can of a space today.
It's so bad.
It's going to be so bad.
We're not going to get through anything.
We're going to be here for hours.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go.
Okay.
Also, I'm happy, though, that Shrimp is here and that you're here so that you can give
me anything I might have missed on the Solana tea side.
But let's, honestly, let's talk about, like, let's talk about-
What was your favorite tea of the year?
What was your favorite?
What was the what?
Your favorite tea of the year.
Out of these things that I posted, okay, so we've got BitBoy Public Divorce.
That just really confused me.
We have the whole Ben Dottie situation.
That confused me.
Network token we spoke about, which I honestly thought the method was there was some sauce
in there.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't like that.
I'm sorry.
Honestly, Alex, unblock me.
Like, what did I do?
Nothing.
Bark, like, disappeared.
The last time I remember my dog died, I didn't come to one space and it was just over.
So, rude.
Utes Bridge to Polygon.
Sadly, remember that.
Sourcebot, too soon?
I don't know.
I feel like we're ready to talk about it.
I feel like we're ready to-
I think Polygon's going to pump and they're going to get the last laugh.
Okay.
I mean, we'll talk about it.
What?
Okay.
DGod's Bridge to East.
Ooh, Sourcebot?
Sourcebot.
Maybe we're ready to talk about these two things.
Azuki Elementals.
I can't believe that was this year.
I can't believe-
Like, you see people-
Hold on.
Pause.
I'm coming-
Like, just pause.
Because everyone's like, oh, Network Token, Bark, Alex.
Azuki Elementals.
Azuki Elementals.
Azuki Elementals.
Azuki Elementals, right?
I don't know.
Are you like the app for Alex and Bark right now?
Is that the part of the cycle we're in?
What did you say?
Relax.
Okay.
No, wait.
Did he start-
No, no, no.
It was like, come say it with your real-
Come say it with your full name, your face, your whole being.
If you're going to stir up-
Instead of hiding behind.
Do it on your main account.
Yeah, do it on your main account, little shit-ass.
I was-
Well, even.
This is my main account.
What do you mean?
Why are you such a-
Honestly, it's very fitting.
This PFP is more fitting than the other one, because the other one's like your day job,
and then this is who you really are.
Why are you-
I don't know.
I don't know.
Nobody-
Nobody, um, nobody's mentioned Ryder Rips and Pauly losing the-
The board ape.
Oh, shit.
That's such a good one.
See?
Well, no one mentioned it.
You're supposed to comment it.
Like, this is a community effort, okay?
Like, me and Amy have been doing this for two fucking days, okay?
It's a community effort, all right?
Franklin hacked?
Where's Franklin?
He's gone.
But-
Thank you, Amy.
Like-
You go with child?
Where's Franklin?
He's gone.
Like, thank you, Amy.
Where's Franklin, though?
I'm convinced that Franklin is actually double ape.
Did he lose brain cells with the rug?
What happened there?
They're definitely cousins, at least.
What do you mean?
They sound identical.
Are you kidding me?
Somebody pull out-
I'll get double ape.
Somebody find a video.
A Franklin talking right now.
I'm not paying anybody to do this, but, like, somebody gets on it.
Stop!
We've got to ask double ape about Ben Dow, and that's how we'll be able to suss out if it's Franklin or not.
Okay, but I need to find this clip of double ape.
They are sounding identical.
What happened here?
They literally sound nothing alike.
Are you kidding?
No, this is-
This is actually the crazy-
No, I refuse to believe-
That's not true.
There's something else in life.
Did this just-
Why are you guys gaslighting me?
No, it's not-
It's facts.
You're just wrong.
Listen to me.
Like, you just fucking Eeyore vibing, looking, apocalyptic fucking thing.
Okay?
You better-
I'm not Eeyore.
Oh, disgust me.
You know, I actually had a crush on Lucifer at one point.
It's gone.
If you ever want to stop having a crush on one of these guys, just get to know them.
Lucifer sounds like a cutie.
And then you'll stop.
Amy.
I shall have a crush on Lucifer.
That's so good.
That's so good.
Oh, my God.
They don't pay me enough for this.
That's so good.
So, damn.
I don't know.
That took me out.
Amy, I'm done.
Okay.
Why did you not mention Juggs once?
Like, that was only the day.
Was that this year?
That was in May.
I can't believe that that was this year.
Hey, I'm sorry.
I wasn't, like, involved.
Like-
Davey.
I don't know if anyone was.
On the stage, at least.
Davey is the dev.
Okay.
Okay.
Franklin hacked.
So, again, double ape.
I don't know.
Mysterious.
Magi sues Zach XBT.
That was really kind of crazy.
Like, I'm sorry, but why-
That was very crazy.
Oh, wait.
I just thought of another one.
It's called Size Matters.
You remember when K-Money and ThreadGuy had that massive beef with Magic Eden, and then
you also had massive beef with Magic Eden?
Wait, they had beef with Magic Eden?
Shut up.
Bro, everyone had beef with Magic Eden.
Wait, why is Magic Eden starting beef with everyone?
Wait, but why is Tommy this-
I don't remember what it was, but, like, they were, like, jumping down, like, they, like,
dunked on D-Gods, and then ThreadGuy was, like, I don't know why you guys just dunked
on D-Gods from your account, like, your marketplace.
And then they dunked on ThreadGuy, and then they dunked on K-Money, because K-Money did the
same thing.
And then now Thread and K-Money, like, do not fuck with Magic Eden for that reason.
Shut up.
If you ever sit into their spaces, and they're always, like, yeah, if you check out that
Solana NFT on, I mean, Tensor, like, they do it every space, and it's because of that
Trump.
Stop.
That's T. I had no idea.
Why did no one mention that to me?
Like, here I was feeling, like, just, ugh.
Like, some people, can I just say-
Wait, this definitely happened in 2023.
Can I just say, Aisha's hate-
She's, like, I can't believe we're going to have to talk about this again.
I literally hate this story.
No, no, Aisha, how much do you hate this story?
And you know what?
How much?
This story, like, this happened when you still had your crush on Lucifer.
I did, right?
I did.
It was so obvious.
Yeah.
Okay, thanks, Aisha.
Is that it?
The book is not on my bingo card.
The book joining Alex and Mark happened this year?
What?
Bad Brother, hold on.
Just pause.
We're talking about the story that nobody wants to hear.
I want to hear it right now.
Okay, so I'm just talking about the story nobody wants to hear.
I just had to say that people-
Just trying to help.
Were made-
No, Bad Brother.
Shh.
People made it seem-
Okay, this marketplace, like, this marketplace came up on trying to roast accounts like mine.
Okay?
Like, literally, like, Magic Eden, if they didn't have, like, my account and other people-
Oh, this is going to turn into a bit.
This is going to turn into a fucking bit.
I'm stopping right now.
I was like-
Oh, no.
It's bad.
HODL, round two.
If Magic Eden didn't have my account-
Oh, God.
It's bad.
I see it all happening again.
It's a banger, though.
But facts.
They came up on interacting with accounts, and I loved memeing with them and joking around
with them.
I was like, no way.
Honestly, like, OpenSea could never.
OpenSea could never.
I'm like, no way.
There's a marketplace that's actually acting like one of us, one of us.
I don't know what happened, but I make one joke that was a banger, if I might say.
It was funny.
I was like, oh, like, whatever.
It was a little cringe.
It's fine.
It's cringe, but, like, I'm going to tell myself, like, the-
I'm going to be DeLulu, and I'm going to tell myself it was a banger.
Because it brought me close to, like, Shrimp and, like, other people.
Like, I would have never met Shrimp if it wasn't for the whole Magic Eden thing.
Because he was in something.
He just, like, was my hater and now my biggest fan.
We're eloping.
Happy birthday.
Yeah.
Call you later, Shrimpy.
Okay.
So, yeah.
Anyways, they comment from their account as well.
So, like, I don't know.
What is it?
Is it the intern?
Like, can we get-
Where's Voli?
Where's Voli?
Where's Voli?
That's the CEO of Magic Eden.
Speaking of the intern, okay.
Is it Shrimp this whole time?
Warb-
Okay.
Warbucks, he just makes that joke.
They wouldn't give me the Twitter account.
Warbucks used to be the Magic Eden intern.
And then there was some sort of drama that happened there.
I don't have any insight on what that T is.
But he left and then went to become the intern and marketing director for OK Bears.
And then NF totally took over as the intern for Magic Eden.
And then that's, that was like, that was this calendar year, too.
That's, this year has been six years, guys.
I'm not convinced.
I'm not convinced it's not been six years.
No, it's been six years.
OK, so that's crazy that they all have had an issue.
Shrimp, why is your company so problematic?
You're problematic.
Oh, yeah.
Of course, he says that.
Like, of course, you're problematic.
Hold on.
I'm posting on my Instagram that we're live.
Sorry, you guys wouldn't know the feeling given other platforms.
Wait, did you post that picture of us on your Instagram?
But then your alt account?
What picture of us?
What picture of us?
Like, you just get, like, under my skin.
Like, I don't know.
It's like, it's hard because, like, you talk to Lucifer, like, on the phone.
You're like, oh, like, he's got a good heart.
Not that he's here in the room, but, like, he's just someone that just gets under my skin.
Don't act like we've talked on the phone.
That was so cringe.
Like, I can't.
I can't.
Take me out.
Take me out.
Kiro, say something.
Kiro, say something, please.
Please.
Let's go to the hands.
There's no hands.
But it's like, okay, no, Emily.
Let's go to Emily.
Hey.
Happy 2024 or whatever.
I mean, we're not there yet, but we're almost there.
So I have news to report.
So Gary Vee was in a space today.
Um, and that, I guess, means that the bull market's back because, you know, he's been
kind of like.
That means the top is in.
Say what space it was.
It's actually kind of true.
Max.
Ooh, say what space it was.
We know, but.
That's what I'm saying.
We all know what space it was.
But like.
We all know.
But it's so funny to me because it's like, where did he go for all this time?
Has he been like around?
Which one's he?
Gary?
Gary.
Because like, he made a big deal about being an artist and drawing and all this stuff back
in the bull.
And then like, he like disappeared and was doing a wine thing.
I don't know what the fuck he was doing.
And now he's like back and like more V friends.
And I don't know.
Little like.
I don't know.
Like love Gary Vee.
Think he's brilliant.
He said he's been here the whole time.
He said he never left.
Biggest grifter in web three.
Whoa.
I don't know.
Ooh.
Whoa.
I'm shot fired.
I'm shot fired.
Dude, that dude has raised $70 million.
And all he does is rent out stadiums that are like way too big.
Come back on your main account and say it with your chest.
Sure.
You know what?
It really brings the.
Yeah.
I mean, at least it's your take on Gary Vee.
It's not K-Rose.
Shut the fuck up.
What am I?
I want to know your take on Gary Vee.
Because I'm curious as another woman.
Oh, me?
Ooh, I'm, I'm bad with this because I've been like listening to Gary Vee since I'm 16.
So like, he definitely helped me.
Like, he's like the reason.
Like, I was like, I'm going to interview you one day.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to like, I have it in all my journals and like collaborating with him.
So I'm like the wrong person to ask.
I think he's a good businessman and he's, he's just smart.
Like, I'm sorry.
But like, he influenced like a whole generation.
I've run his ass off Twitter.
You look up to him.
We're just.
Shut the fuck.
Like, did you hear something, Amy?
Like, Emily?
Amy?
Here's the thing.
We've just got to start delineating some lines that we say with words like grifter, rugger,
like all that bullshit.
Because like, if that's the case, then you guys would be calling some of these like multi
billion dollar companies, like fortune 500 companies, ruggers and grifters and stuff like
that.
If they're just like really good at making money, like if they used the ecosystem in a
positive way, they haven't fucking taken anything away from this ecosystem.
They've tried stuff and it's not adding bad energy.
Like, I don't think Gary Vee is like a grifter.
Are you fucking kidding me?
He's a big net negative.
He's a big net negative to the space.
Is he now?
What?
Like, is he trying to like change his voice?
He's so funny.
Can somebody like define like the whole like grifter thing to me so I can.
Oh, can I just say about this?
They call everyone a grifter.
People that fail at executing on their projects, but they don't call people that get a hundred
million dollars and do ketamine a grifter, which is wild to me.
There's like a specific type of grifter.
I called Kevin Ray's a grifter all day long.
Where it's like these people all they really care about is their following and the number
and getting it up and they, you know, they pose as if they're like a net positive and
they want to be educational and like spread good vibes and all this stuff.
But it's really just about them and propping themselves up.
And I think that's more like the Twitter grifter.
And yeah, I mean, if you're a scammer, you're a scammer.
If your project fails and your project fails, there's not much you can do.
But I do think people like convolute these words way too much.
I would, I mean, would I say Gary Vee's a grifter?
Grifter probably has elements that seem grifter-ish, but overall, I think, you know, he's tried
to do a lot.
Grifty.
No, but he's not going to try it.
I don't know about that.
I wouldn't say the, I don't know that, that word and him.
I don't think they're, they're, I don't know.
They're not.
I think they're synonyms.
I don't, I don't know.
I mean, you have to understand, this guy's a really good businessman.
I like cinnamon.
Cinnamon.
Like, no, I think he's like a really good businessman.
I actually have a lot of respect for what he does and how he does it.
I think that what I really was, what kind of fell flat for me was that he made such
a big deal about being like, oh, this is my chance to be an artist and like do and draw
more and this and that, the other thing.
And then the minute the market kind of fell flat, like that whole, that whole narrative
kind of went away.
And being an artist myself, like I would have loved to see him continue to do that through
this market and, and be like putting out stuff as an artist, because I think that would have
just made his narrative and what he was preaching so much stronger.
Now, maybe he did and he wasn't talking about it.
He pulled everything off.
Hold on, hold on.
I went to VCon.
We were there.
I did VCon and that is my favorite event that I've been to where there was web three.
No, are you kidding?
It had actually good panels that you wanted to listen to.
It was a good event.
We were all in Indianapolis.
Like there was really cool side events as well.
Like there was, it just, it felt so cool to be like, we're all gathered here for like
one thing.
And there was even like a place for the trading card stuff to happen.
Like, I don't know.
And, and the access to that event was an NFT.
So it's like.
Solana Summerfest was better.
I don't know about, I don't know.
Solana Summerfest was 10 times better.
10 times better.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
And, and Coachella was better.
Like, what the fuck is that?
Well, why did they lose us better?
Like we're talking about it, Gary, that event.
And I'm going to tell you, no, it wasn't.
The tea.
I'm going to tell you, no, it wasn't.
I was going to call on the Summerfest.
And there's no way you were going to compare VCon to Solana Summerfest.
I love it.
Like Solana Summerfest might've been better for you, for your networking needs.
But for some people, VCon did the same thing.
And Lucifer, that was your first event that you went to ever.
So, of course.
Oh my God.
That's the best one ever.
Like.
Oh my God.
This is insane.
The, the chokehold that like Amy and me, like I have of myself and Amy right now is insane.
The co-host, host, and I, like, she's just like.
First off, I was putting them in the place.
I went to New York.
I went to four events before that.
No, Amy, that was my first event.
No, conference.
Don't even try to come back from that.
Don't even try to come back from that.
I've literally been to hacker houses.
No, it's not a conference.
Dude, that's who was lame.
Where's shrimp?
Does he kind of remind you like of Tai Lopez a little bit?
Or is it just me?
Yeah.
It's his birthday.
No, come on, come on.
Hold on, hold on.
Gary has been so early to like so many trends marketing wise.
And like when he speaks, he's, he actually found a language that like older people, like these companies can listen to.
Like if it wasn't for Gary Vee, like telling people that they need to, you know, care about Gen Z and their digital marketing and like all that stuff.
Like we wouldn't matter because, because he's influenced all of those in a way older people, that whole generation.
And then my generation to like do what we're doing.
So it's like definitely not.
Like I think a lot of people are like, you know, what are you doing for me today?
And you're not even looking at like the whole thing.
Like the man is just strategic.
Like, sorry that like, yeah, he took a break during the bowl.
And then like, what was even the break?
Because like VCon, sorry, we took a break during the break.
Because VCon happened May.
And then he's been doing stuff.
Like the guy's a machine.
I mean, I think anyone who like supports Tai Lopez would say all of the exact same things.
Like he's obviously.
But what does Tai Lopez do?
I don't know.
He doesn't do anything.
Aisha.
Aisha.
And he gives him the exact same vibe.
I think that, I think what you're confusing for both of them is charisma.
And like you can put charisma on different people.
And they both have charisma.
I think it's a lack of charisma.
I think it's a lack of charisma.
Even I have charisma.
Yeah.
Hold on.
I want to get Aisha.
I want to get Aisha in a room with Gary V to tell him he has a lack of charisma.
No, I don't mind Gary V.
Okay, who has a lack of charisma?
Gary V.
I do.
It's in my opinion.
That's hilarious.
It's in my humble opinion.
His charisma cat or whatever is not going to like that.
Can we pause for a second?
I have used our wonderful friend, ChatGBT, to ask what a grifter is.
And this is what he spat back at me.
A grifter is a term used to describe a person who engages in various forms of deception, manipulation, or trickery to achieve personal gain.
Do you think Gary V has participated in deception, manipulation, and trickery?
Zero percent chance.
Get your alt account, Ash Cheeks, off this stage.
Come back up on your main account and then say it with your chest.
It's so on.
Like, there's no way you would say that on your main account.
There's no way.
This looks like he could be a trickster.
This is my only account.
Okay, so who's an example of an actual grifter?
I don't know who you guys are referring to.
If we, if we, let's get Gary V out of the equation.
Who would we call a grifter?
Just out of curiosity.
Alex and Bark.
Kevin Rose.
Someone non-obvious.
Okay, what are we, what game are we playing here?
Someone not obvious.
What are we, the fucking feds?
Like, Aisha is a fed right now.
She's like, someone not obvious.
Someone that, my CIA intelligence has no idea who is.
Like, girl.
I just want to drop a few.
That's all.
Mm-hmm.
We are on to you.
We are on to you.
We're on to you.
So, yeah.
Legal tea pinned up to the top.
Ripple wins SEC case.
I don't know what a SEC is, and I'm too afraid to.
I'll see you soon.
I know, but I don't know what that is, and I'm too afraid to.
Security's an exchange commission.
Kraken's sued by SEC.
I've heard my hand up for so long.
Security's an exchange commission.
Why do you all sound that way?
Wait, why?
I don't know.
It's, like, legal matters that have to do with, like, markets in the U.S. economy.
Ugh.
Why is there just, ugh.
It's, like, FBI, CIA, SEC.
Just leave us alone.
I don't know.
Just, like, leave us alone.
Legal tea.
Okay, sorry.
Ripple wins SEC case.
Good.
You go, Ripple.
Like, good for you.
Good for you.
That was massive.
That was massive.
That's massive.
But what does that mean?
I'm like, yeah, it's massive.
It's massive.
What is it?
I'm gripping anything.
Like, white knuckles.
Kiro, what does it mean that the...
What did they win?
It means that they didn't have to shut down.
That's all it really, really means.
No, but what does it mean, mean?
Nobody knows.
Mean, mean.
What did they win?
What was the SEC accusing them of?
They didn't really win anything.
They just didn't have to shut down.
Let Espresso explain it.
Okay, Espresso.
You're going to make me say Espresso the way that it's bad.
It's Espresso.
Ugh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, it was labeled as security at first.
That's why it was taken down off all of you.
But what does that mean?
What does that mean when something's labeled as a security?
That it's not...
That retail can't access it.
You have to be an accredited investor to actually handle securities.
So, like, it being listed on Coinbase...
It's like, aren't we all just fake accredited investors?
Yep, yep.
So, basically, they had an SEC, former SEC person, basically wrote a paper saying that it's a commodity.
And that it should be deemed a commodity.
Which was a big step for all altcoins.
Because now you don't have this, like...
Basically, people are categorizing Bitcoin the only thing that was deemed safe.
And now, if you have XRP deemed a commodity, then that opens the floodgates for all altcoins to be deemed commodities and not security.
So, that was kind of it.
But it's complicated.
And it's not that fun.
I think probably the biggest thing that happened...
I didn't understand anything.
I know, because it's complicated.
Why would we spend hours talking about something that's boring?
How about Bonk being airdropped in...
What does that mean?
Why does everyone say that?
Like, these things aren't boring.
Don't you want to know, like, what you're talking about every day?
Because the SEC was like, hey, Ripple, you can't sell those tokens.
And they were like, no-uh, yes, I can.
And then they went to court, and then they won.
But why was the SEC like, you can't do that?
Because it's trying to label all cryptocurrency.
Because they're big meanies.
Okay.
The SEC sees a lot of money being made over here, and it wants its peace.
That's basically it.
So, it's trying to go in and, like, charge Coinbase and Kraken and say, oh, this is a security when it's really not a security.
I mean, it's just trying to get its back, basically.
There's two layers.
There's the layer of what they're telling people they're doing and what they're actually, like, motivated to do behind the scenes.
Like, there's two layers to it.
So, you are hearing, like, the reason is it's bad.
Like, it's dangerous to participate in cryptocurrency.
Like, they're pushing a bad narrative out there.
But, like, the real reason is they're probably going...
I mean, it is kind of dangerous, though.
Is it not dangerous?
But I feel like, to them, like, it's dangerous.
So, it's just, like, they just assume everyone's stupid.
I mean, we're...
Well...
So, wait.
Who invented the...
Oh, good.
Thank God.
Information.
Who...
But, like, what?
The American government invented the SEC people?
Yes, in 1934.
Oh, my God.
They're a bunch of...
Oh, God.
It has to do with orange groves.
You should look into it.
People were selling oranges.
And they had these contracts that if you own the groves, then you get deemed a percentage of those for life.
And then they're like, no, actually, the oranges aren't securities.
The contracts giving you dividends in the future is actually the security.
And it's just a big fucking thing that happened fucking 45 years ago that they're trying to implement on a crypto technology base in 2023.
Never made any sense.
And they're just trying to punish, basically, the exchanges for listing what they deem securities and trying to shut down those companies for listing securities when they basically aren't.
Like, you can't punish Coinbase for listing something that isn't classified as that.
And Brad probably knows a lot more about this.
He's super sophisticated.
That's probably why he came up here.
So, Brad, go.
Acknowledge.
Or, I guess, tell us what the fuck's up with this.
I think I'm on to something here, right?
Hey, guys.
I asked Grok.
Hey, Brad.
Long time.
I have my hand up, Mika.
Yeah.
Brad is smarter than all of us, so we skipped a line.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Because Grok is coming in hot with explaining it like I'm five.
So, the SEC is like a big brother for the money world.
When people buy and sell things called securities, like stocks and bonds, dude, will a five-
Grok, a five-year-old is going to-
Anyways, the SEC makes sure everyone plays fair.
It helps keep the money world safe and working well so that people can feel good about investing their money.
What the fuck?
You know, nothing about the SEC makes me feel good about investing.
It's like a superhero for your piggy bank.
What in the centralization?
And this is fun mode.
What in the Elon Musk centralization?
I'm screenshotting this.
I will never forget this.
What happened?
Amy, do you have Grok?
Oh, I don't pay for that bullshit.
I don't pay for that bullshit.
Wait, I paid for it?
Oh, absolutely.
You paid for it.
What am I paying for it?
Don't you have to pay extra to use Grok at the bottom?
Oh, no.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you do.
Oh, no.
You paid for it.
Why is it so bad?
I use ChapGBT like for everything.
I do.
I do, too.
But I was like, oh, let's keep it on.
No, I do, too.
And I'll tell you what I also use when ChapGBT fails me is bread.
I use bread, to be honest.
You don't pay for Grok.
Okay, bread, bread.
I use access just to try it.
So you're not paying for it yet.
Ooh, because I got that early access girl ting like on top of it.
Emerging tech.
Don't at me.
No, mine said if I go to use this.
Emerging tech.
I'll tell you what.
I didn't do it.
I'll tell you what's so crazy I did.
Um, when we try to pass the mic to someone and Bad Brothers speaks every time.
Oh, my God.
Every time.
And Shrimp also is a victim of that, too.
I know.
Shrimp is a victim of it.
They're both just out of control.
But, Brett, I want to challenge you to try to beat Grok and try to break this down like
four or five because, like, I know very minimum because, I don't know, I skim and have, like,
this email thing that sends me little bits of things that are happening in crypto news.
Um, but I don't understand.
But nobody knows.
Do you understand?
Everyone thinks they know, but they know little bits and parts.
And that's why if somebody tries to make somebody feel like they're dumb for not knowing,
it's like none of, because then, because then everybody else would explain it right now.
Well, here's the thing.
And, I mean, people will sit here and be like, well, Mika doesn't.
Like, Mika doesn't know, like, how-
Who says that?
Hosting a space.
Fuck them up.
Nobody's saying that.
But, um, I think it's more important that we act ignorant sometimes than we act as part.
Obviously.
Imagine you're just like, I know everything.
Welcome to my space.
And it's just like, no, let people, like, explain and show off, like, why is the bread
handover taking so long?
Aisha.
Like, Aisha.
I don't know.
Lately, it's been, like, a little crazy.
Aisha, I don't know.
Okay.
Fred, go ahead or else, I don't know.
What a journey to get to me being able to talk.
My God.
What up, dudes?
So, also, not a professional, so take whatever the fuck I say with all the grains of salt.
And Espresso was basically on it.
The key takeaway, though, is not, it's, it's, at what point do the security exchanges stop,
right?
Ripple issued a token and securities, TLDR, is just like equity in a company, right?
If a company is making money, stocks are securities, right?
If they issue stocks, you have rights to their earnings, right?
To a degree of their earnings.
And that's how you do valuations, all that bullshit.
And the SEC, as idealistic as Grok is trying to make it, is supposed to be the person that
says, hey, be careful over here.
These guys are doing X, Y, and Z.
Again, that's idealistic.
They've been adversarial to crypto because Gary Gensler's a fucking twat.
We, I think we all understand that.
So, in this world, just because we can issue tokens, they're going, those are securities.
All of those tokens are rights to the revenue of the protocol that's underlying it.
But NFTs are that, whatever, ERC-20s are that, native blockchain, like Sol and Ethereum
are that, right?
That's what they're trying to say.
As you guys know, just because you own the thing doesn't mean you get all the rights to
all of the shit that the underlying thing or the thing that it represents actually do,
right?
Just because you have an NFT doesn't mean you're getting revenue from pudgy penguins
doing shit, even though you do some of that stuff.
Like, you know, right?
There's, it's a lot of gray in there.
And that's what they're trying to say is Ripple issued securities and everyone in like
buying the security or buying Ripple at any point in time beyond the issuance that Ripple
Labs had was also dealing in a security exchange, right?
Like, I bought this thing because I want rights to the thing and they made promises to
me that, so the key takeaway was that the ruling, the win,
here was that Ripple, yes, initially had a contract or created a contract with issuing
these securities to people, right?
That was the initial exchange and that may have happened behind closed doors, but the
coin bases and like, you know, you saw like Solana got deemed as a security and they had
to take it off exchanges for a second, all that shit.
But the, the, the, the key takeaway here is the judges said, yes, maybe there is an, at
one point of the exchange, there was an extra, a securities exchange contract, right?
You said, we promise you X, we'll give you Y, they do the exchange.
But after that point on all of these exchanges, whenever Amy says, I'm going to sell this fucking
Ripple because I don't want it anymore.
And I go, oh, well shit, I'll take that Ripple off you for X amount of dollars.
That is not a securities exchange.
That's just Amy and I being totally blind to each other.
No promises.
I want this thing.
She doesn't want this thing.
Now we're both cool and on this thing.
And that's, that was the key takeaway is that all the shit beyond the initial distribution
of the tokens became safe and like doable, frankly, because most of it's anonymous and
it's just a market.
That's the key takeaway.
Anyway, is, are we the sec because no, Gary Gensler, he's the, he's the head of the SEC
and he's a pain in the ass because he's trying to say there's a, there's a big fight right
now over who gets the, who gets part of the bag, right?
Of, of crypto SEC wants it.
And then there's the FDIC that wants the other side of it, right?
There's, and this has happened before it's, it's whenever these things come on the market,
there's a lot of, if you govern over, it means you could probably make a lot of money.
So they're both doing a land grab effectively.
It's a new asset class.
They're saying, if we act like we control this shit, then we get rights to this thing
in the future.
So they're all being twats.
And instead of saying, yeah, this doesn't belong in my backyard, they're just saying
everything is in my backyard.
Therefore I get to be able to say that and govern it and guide it and get some money off
it and do whatever.
So they're just not being clear about anything other than we control this thing.
Even though anyone with two eyes would see it and say, motherfucker, you don't have any
rights to this.
That's not in your jurisdiction, but they're just trying to say it and act like they do
until they're forced off the Hill.
Because up until that point, they can, they can kind of make some money off it, frankly.
So the SEC pretty much, I mean, it says on paper, it's supposed to promote transparency.
And I'm just like, I feel like us, like web three, it's giving SEC.
It's giving SEC.
No, is it?
Is it not just giving SEC though?
No, but it really is because it's like, oh, the blockchain.
First of all, you know what I don't understand?
And like, I don't know why I'm, I don't know.
You know what I don't understand is the fact that if all transactions are executed with
blockchain technology and like using like smart contracts and everything, and it's on
the blockchain, there's, you know, all the transaction histories there, yada, yada, it
can't be tampered with.
Isn't that giving SEC?
Yeah, but you still need somebody to enforce whatever regulation would govern it because,
you know, people, I mean, it could be transparent, but, you know, and then people do something
wrong and they just get away with it.
So you still need somebody to enforce it.
No, you don't need those fucking SEC motherfuckers.
I mean, fraud is illegal.
That's how they got Sam Bankman freed.
Fuck the SEC.
They should be abolished.
I hate them.
I hate them.
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
If, if, if, so the SEC is trying, is, is trying to help prevent fraud, looks out for fraud,
watches for and takes action against fraudulent activities in the market.
That's their mission statement.
Their mission statement and what they do.
But what do they do?
To be perceived as different stuff.
I mean, they should be doing that.
Are they the frauders?
Are they the frauders?
Okay, bad breath.
Calm down.
Just calm down.
Calm down.
We don't need to get so graphic and so violent.
It's a Saturday.
It's a Saturday.
It's Shrimp's birthday.
Typically, that's when the most fucking of the asses occurs.
Oh, does it?
Why?
Because it's Saturday, you know?
Hey, Saturday.
And you know what's out also?
The fact that people will come to a space that, let's say, like, I'll be hosting and
they're just like, you're talking too much.
You.
In my own space.
That's why I run them.
Nobody's going to let me talk this much on their stage.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Anyway.
Yeah, no.
This is absolutely crazy.
So they look out for fraud.
They are the frauders.
Can I get in trouble for saying that?
Maybe.
Okay.
Maybe.
Do we have a lawyer?
Where's one of those fake lawyers?
Where's Malik?
I'm not saying he's fake, but like, where's the attorneys?
No, I know.
But where are they?
Can we?
Tag them in the comments.
Can we get them here?
They're very directly going after them, saying that Gary Gensler is a pain in the dick.
Wait, Coinbase?
Coinbase is going after the SEC?
Yeah.
So did the founders of Solana.
Like, the founders of Solana put out something on, like, from the main Solana account when
they, like, wrote the letter.
Do you remember when ThreadGuy hosted that huge space about the letter, like, listing Cardano
and listing Solana and a handful of them?
Yeah, they came out with a big list of securities, right?
Yeah, big list of securities.
Do I remember the space?
Like, no.
It was a huge Twitter space that we talked about for six hours.
Aren't they all?
Six hours.
It was a good one.
But if you go listen to Gary Gensler speak, it's quite embarrassing, to be honest, because
I think that we were already on such a great track to, like, I really think that the United
States is a leader for, like, changing financial institutions and, like, we set the pace sometimes.
And I do think that if we were to work with the SEC and, like, crypto in general works with
the SEC.
You want to work with the SEC?
No, but if they were too accurate.
No, no, no, no.
My co-host has been corrupted.
My co-host has been corrupted.
Removed from co-
We need to remove from co-
Hold on.
Hold on.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Guys, has Amy been corrupted?
Oh, she's not here to respond.
Oh, my God.
What have I done?
Wait, hold on.
No, you can't get it.
Has Amy been-
That was some-
Amy.
Amy, what was that?
Amy.
Amy, what was that?
Amy.
Amy.
Amy.
Amy.
Amy.
Amy.
Amy.
Amy.
Amy.
Amy, what was that?
Oh, fuck.
We lost Amy.
Shit.
Shit.
My little stunt.
Yo, what's happening?
What's happening?
Fuck, I don't know.
It was just a little stunt.
Now she's having technical difficulties,
and I regret it.
I'm trying to get her to come up here.
That's hilarious.
Except the co-host.
It's so funny.
Okay.
No, but that's crazy because-
And we'll let me on mute.
Do you want to know a secret?
What?
Pretty much everybody in this space, if you're like-
Is it fed?
No, no, no.
If you're building a legitimate company,
or you're building a legitimate cryptocurrency,
or you're like whatever,
you're in some form or fashion working with the SEC.
Like, everybody's trying to work with the SEC to make things work.
Like, Solana, AVAX, Ethereum, everybody behind the scenes is working with them and speaking to them to try to make something work.
Like, they have people that are working with the Fed and trying to form pathways to different types of financial structures.
Like, that is, like, currently what people are trying to do.
And I know it because I work behind the scenes with a bunch of different institutions.
Work behind the scenes?
They've corrupted me, sir.
Bad brother.
Like, I've worked with Avalanche, I've worked with Polygon, I've worked with Solana,
and I know for a fact that all three of those are, like, working with the SEC to try to come up with things to, like, pathways forward.
Every single institution is attempting to do so.
Can we just talk about how Kiro, Kiro, Kiro, shut the-
No, bad brother is going on a timeout.
Kiro, why are you co-hosting two spaces right now?
I'm co-hosting five spaces.
No, you're not real.
I am real.
No, you're not.
I'm talking about all of them, and I'm participating.
That's what I do.
How are you listening to each space?
Which one are you listening to the most, then?
Whichever one calls on me, and I'm listening to the subject matter of every-
How do you hear?
I'm reading one, and I'm listening to this one.
You get what I mean?
I don't.
You have to understand.
Like, I can barely focus on-
I have ADD, man.
Like, severe ADD, so I gotta be fucking active, okay?
Like, I'm actually active.
That's crazy.
You know this already.
Yeah.
I like-
There's something wrong with me, obviously.
Okay.
It is what it is.
I didn't really mean for it to get to that, but-
You know?
I'm also making pierogies right now.
Which is something I'm not supposed to do.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
This guy's too random.
Okay.
So, I feel like we're getting places.
What happened to bread?
Yeah.
Why would he just leave?
Why did he just leave?
This stage is getting too federal, to be honest.
This stage is getting too federal.
It's getting too federal.
Yeah, let's talk about some tea.
Okay.
I came in here to just talk about how hot Amy's looking and to shoot my shot.
So that-
We're talking about-
You know, I see you working 70 days hard, Amy.
You know?
Thank you so much.
Let's talk about-
Let's talk about Machi and X-
Zach X-VT.
I'm so here for this right now.
Robe, I feel like you should play some mute-
Listen, Robe, you're fucking this up.
Okay?
You need to play some nice music and ask her out on a proper date.
Listen, I don't have my setup for music right now, but I just want to say, I see you, Amy.
You know, I've been hitting the gym too, you know?
We're going to get our gym on 2024.
We're going to vibe.
It's going to be good.
I love it.
You, honestly, Robe, you're killing it.
Like, you're really killing it.
We will.
We'll talk about the Queen Amy too, like, bro.
She's, like, on one.
I'm just like, I don't even know how you do that.
75 days hard.
How do you do-
Anyone who could do 75 days hard is hard.
You know how I've been wanting to make that comment for so long, Amy, on your post, but
I haven't done it.
Respectfully.
I'm done.
I'm done.
This is my second one this year.
Officially, as of today, I am down 48 pounds from May, which is pretty great.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
And you did art, but, and, like, I don't know, the amount of, like, honestly, someone
that has that amount of discipline, like, I just trust them for some reason.
I'm like, okay, you have discipline.
Like, you can do this.
You shouldn't trust me, Mika.
I wasn't talking to you, but, yeah.
It's like, are we done yet?
There's so much more.
It's like, there's something happening every single day.
Like, how could we possibly get through?
Okay.
We didn't talk, like, we briefly went through it, but, like, the BitBoy public divorce.
What was that?
Messy.
It was messy.
Horrifying.
Horrifying.
Okay.
Okay.
Does he have, so he doesn't have an X account anymore?
He doesn't?
Does he?
I can't find him.
Ben Armstrong?
Yeah.
Ben Armstrong.
His actual name.
Ben Armstrong.
Weren't, like, all the people that are saying that they hate Ben Armstrong in Miami, like,
hanging out with them and taking pictures at the Pudgy event?
I just.
Why was he at the Pudgy event?
Like, I just feel like that's so creepy.
Did you want them to stand on business, Kuro?
Oh, no.
I would love for somebody to stand on business, because, like, you know what's cool is, like,
there's this dude.
I seen him in New York.
We were about to scrap.
And he's like, you know what?
You didn't even do nothing.
I'm like, bro, but, so you want to scrap?
He's like, no, listen, man.
Like, you're a cool guy.
You just told me the truth.
I didn't want to hear it.
I got scammed out of 200 bands.
It's not your fault.
I lost the money.
I'm like, but I thought we were going to fight.
Like.
What is happening in this story?
Bro, I don't know.
I still don't know where we're at.
$1,000.
Like, this guy still has me blocked.
Okay, can we just.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on.
What happened with the divorce?
Could somebody explain to me?
So we had this side chick, and the wife was like, you can't have the side chick.
And then he was like, okay, let's be a thruple.
And then she was like, and then she was like, nah, ah.
So then he went to that person's house, and he was like, Cassie's in my car.
And then, um, what'd he call it?
And it all fell apart.
That Cassie's in my car video was the most insane thing that happened.
Where's this video?
Why can't I find him?
Could someone link it?
Otherwise, that was the funniest thing that happened this entire year.
Was that video?
The live stream of BitBoy?
It was the video of him running from the guy's house.
And then, like, the YouTube video of him saying, oh, you're scared of me.
And I was like, yo, this is crazy.
That's so Kiro coded.
It's crazy.
Here, I'll pin it up to the top.
Can you pin it to the top?
I pinned it.
I pinned it.
Oh, you're so quick.
Wait, hold on.
When they put the sound effects over him running.
Wait, wait.
We're going to play it.
We're going to play it.
One second.
It looks like he's grabbing a gun.
What?
Could have shot you there.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
This was crazy.
I remember this.
Um, yeah.
What's that?
Who's in your car?
Who's in your car?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
And in that moment.
Why didn't he name drop her?
Like, he could have said literally a friend of mine.
He goes, he goes.
Oh, yeah.
Cassie.
Okay.
Okay.
He goes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who's in my car?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who's in my car?
Let's, uh.
Who's in your car?
Who's in your car?
Cassie is in my car.
I don't understand.
Like, to this day, I still don't understand why he looks off her.
Why does he look?
And he looks at his own video camera.
It's so funny when he, like, looks at me.
Damn.
You didn't want to say.
Is this going to be a viral moment that he's going to be able to make YouTube dollars off
Like, why do you think he dropped Cassie?
Oh, my God.
That was funny.
Why did he just say my wife, my girlfriend, a friend of mine, like, I'm sure the police
office is like, who's in my car, Cassie?
But what happened?
How did the, like, how did the police get to him?
Like, they just.
Because he was outside this house ranting for, like, hours.
Why was he apart?
Just hold on.
Why was he outside of a guy's house?
Because the guy took his Lambo.
A guy took his Lambo?
No, it's a company asset.
So it belongs to Hit Network.
And him as, like, the primary star at that time of Hit Network, he was the one that drove
it so that he could look cool inside of his fucking size medium, way too small Gucci
track suit.
Size medium is crazy.
Yes, I assume medium is, I don't even understand what's happening, but very detailed.
Okay.
Um, he.
Okay.
So he.
Why was the company taking away the asset?
Because they had to fire him because.
Hit a meltdown.
Yeah.
Hit a meltdown.
Total breakdown.
He started doing drugs again, apparently.
They said he said it was diet pills, but I don't know.
I don't know what ended up happening with that.
People were saying it was cocaine and kind of had a meltdown.
They took away his name, too, because they own the BitBoy name.
So that's why he's been on strong now.
That's.
Okay.
Yeah.
He doesn't actually know anything about crypto except for how to spend it on his.
Size medium.
I feel bad for his wife.
Yeah.
He put out a video.
It's crazy having a mistress on YouTube and then taking her.
Who is this mistress?
First of all.
The lady in the car.
No, I know that, Carol.
Wasn't his mistress the one that he was working with on his shit coin?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She was.
She was working there and making a bunch of money.
And apparently the other people were jealous.
She was making a bunch of money.
So, yeah.
So, he cheated with this girl named Cassie who was in his work.
Line of place of work.
And in his car.
And in his car.
And in his car.
This is not real life.
Okay.
And in his car.
Okay.
Okay.
I just don't know why they needed to put everything on YouTube and live stream.
Like, it just was like.
Because.
Well, because the content.
The ship is sinking.
We might as well just like show the world.
Like, I don't understand.
Like, I never understood why everything was publicized so.
So much.
Do you remember the video of him, like, pumping himself up in the car?
Where he's like.
He's like punching the air and stuff.
No, but what.
But.
Okay.
No, but I got distracted because I saw Vo.
I've been calling her Volee.
Is it Vo or Volee?
Volee.
Hmm.
You can call her Vo though.
No, I've been saying Volee.
I've been saying Volee.
So, Volee.
We were talking about Magic Eden earlier.
What.
What.
What was up with the intern with everybody's accounts?
Can you speak about this or no?
We're wrapping up 2023.
And apparently the intern just went rogue.
Are you the intern?
You can't be the intern.
Is it you?
It's not.
It's not you.
You're not an intern.
The Magic Eden intern has been notoriously spicy.
And that's been the fun of the upcoming.
No, but I heard.
No, wait.
So, what you were saying before with like.
And Thread Guy.
And K Money.
And then me.
It's like.
I feel like the intern.
Like.
Who did we not follow?
Who did we not say hello to at the event?
No holds barred.
Who?
What?
I said there's no holds barred from the.
What's that?
Intern.
You never heard that?
You never heard that phrase before?
It's like they don't hold back.
Like nobody holds back?
Oh, okay.
We're learning so much.
I don't know.
We're the sec.
We're the fucking sec at this point.
We're all feds.
The sec.
I think it's just the sec.
Is it the sec?
The sec.
But.
I don't know anymore.
I think we could call it the sec.
What people call the Eastern Empire.
I'm just going to call it the sec.
The pidginteen empire.
Like they were clearly.
Who let bad brother up?
Again.
I love his mustache.
It's like.
So chaotic.
Yeah.
I just.
Like really figuring that out.
I realized like.
We are helping.
The government.
Track us.
Silent.
Okay.
I see where you all stand.
This is the Truman show.
Starting with Amy.
I was like.
Yeah.
I got my connections in the back end.
The back end.
In the back end.
In the back end.
Amy.
Final Saturday.
Okay.
Dude.
Stop.
Really stop.
Anyways.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
I don't know.
The doggos are starting to grow on me.
Oh, Voli left.
Nope.
Never mind.
Fuck them.
Stop.
I'm like.
Fuck them.
Don't.
Oh, she's gone.
She's gone.
Next thing you know.
We're going to get the tweets from Magic Eden.
Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Nobody calls it the SEC.
It's the SEC.
BitBoy Crypto cheated with some girl.
Okay.
Ben.Eath.
That was not cool.
Ben.Eath was not cool.
Okay.
So we.
I don't honestly.
I wasn't.
I was.
There was other salon drama that was going on at the same time as the Ben.Eath drama.
And like, I know about the Ben.Eath drama, but I don't really under.
Like, I don't know.
I know like he was posting like, hey, send money to Ben.Eath.
And a bunch of people did.
No, but they did.
And that's why though.
Amy, that's why people like what I said.
I remember I said this in the space.
People want to get scammed.
Well, it's just like the sea of, it's like the, we're in like a giant retirement home
of mental ill people.
Like that's literally all of us all the time.
Is that even okay to say?
Wag me is actually, we all got mental illnesses.
Like I have a mental illness.
I'm going to go sit here in my garage looking at my vehicle.
I can't drive until mid next month because I got my license suspended for being mentally
ill.
So, you know, we all got them.
Thanks for being so vulnerable today, girl.
Happens to the best of us.
I can't wait to have Jell-O with you in the break room and our straitjackets later.
But where's the photo of the pierogies?
Oh, snap.
I ate them already.
I should have taken a photo.
I, you know, I've been forgetting because I cook every meal I eat, but like I've been
forgetting to take pictures lately.
I used to be really on top of it, but life's gotten kind of busy.
So I've been forgetting to film.
Okay, so yeah, that got, the Ben.eth just showed me where people are, like in this world.
And then I didn't feel bad anymore.
Like, I don't know, the people complaining about Grifters and Gary Vee, just go rewind
to Ben.eth.
Like, no?
Anybody?
No, I haven't, like, Ben.eth's supposed to fight Paul.
It's just like, why are you all silent and then all at once?
I don't understand.
There's no coordination.
With this space, you always have to, like, friggin' dodge, duck, and dive to get your word out.
It's a good one.
You have to be so quick to...
It's a good one.
To the mic.
I know, you're right.
Maybe, kind of.
But, like, you know, not you, Ayesha.
You could just do it.
It's fine.
You could just do it whenever.
You could just do it whenever.
Yeah, so when I saw that, thousands of people making this guy, just millions after everything.
And it's just like, then you're really going to complain about, like, Project Hot Dog 6969
that, like, you know is going to rug?
Or, like, you're really going to complain about, like, I don't know, Starbucks, Web3 NFTs,
or something.
I don't know.
Something that's just, like, harmless for society.
Or, like, you're really going to complain about Louis Vuitton.
Like, why not?
If somebody wants to, like, spend, like, whatever thousand on the digital, like, okay.
Okay.
But no.
Ben.e.
Yeah.
Let me throw someone.
Like, I don't know.
That just shows where we're at as a society.
And that just, like, that really spoke volumes.
Louis Vuitton?
That was so 2023 coded.
The Ben.e thing.
That was very 2023 coded.
What ended up happening with that, though?
Because I kept up with it for a while, and he just got so much money sent to him.
And then I know he dropped, like, a token.
Yeah.
It was like 20 mil.
But I didn't get up with it after that.
Yeah, but you know what's crazy?
He dropped three tokens.
You know what's crazy?
They say it's so easy for girls in this space.
Like, do you see anybody dropping me, like, hundreds of thousands and millions of dollars?
Like, I could be, like, you don't even know what I have to go through.
Well, what you need to do is you need to adopt, you need to adopt snorkels as your kid, even though you have a kid.
And ignore your kid and people send you money because they feel bad for you.
What?
What?
What?
Is that what happened?
I don't even know what that means.
Snorkel?
Yeah, you don't want to know.
Okay.
Nothing good can come of it.
I'll promise you that.
Okay.
If I think nothing good could come of something, that is, like, you know, that's, like, nuclear fallout type situation shit.
So, did Ben.Eath, did his wife, like, file for divorce?
Because it seems like she would have, like, all of the references in the world to take all of his money.
So, I don't know.
Is that a different Ben.Eath than Ben Armstrong?
They're two different people.
Okay.
So, which one had the girl in the car?
That was BitBoy Ben Armstrong.
That's BitBoy Ben Armstrong.
Was he married?
Or no?
Yeah.
Ben.Eath is a different individual.
No, they're just dated.
Okay, well, whoever is married needs to, like, that wife needs to take that man for everything.
Because it's all public knowledge, and she should.
That's actually the funny part, because he was tweeting, oh, I need the best lawyer.
Somebody put me in contact with a good lawyer.
Because he had negotiated with her, you know, just, like, on a regular basis.
He was like, oh, let's not go to lawyers, and I'll give you 90% of everything I have.
And she was like, okay.
And then, obviously, like a normal human being, she got a lawyer behind his back.
And is probably going to take him for everything as well.
Yeah, now he's the victim, guys.
Wait, but he's not worth anything.
The Lambo's not even his.
The house is worth it.
I mean, I'm sure whatever, well, let's just say whatever he has.
I mean.
Oh, the Gucci tracksuit.
It's a little or a lot.
She could probably auction me.
She gets the medium Gucci tracksuit, at least.
Imagine the smell.
That's a freaking ridiculous thing to say.
Why?
Why did you have to?
Oh, my God, man.
Which part are you smelling?
The medium Gucci tracksuit on the X-Ruars, man.
Yuck.
Hi, Mika.
You know, I was looking at this photo of me and Shrimp, and it's like nobody even, like,
3,000 people saw it.
Like, they all skipped over it.
I saw it so many times, and I just, I never liked it.
Let me like it now.
No, I liked it.
I'm sorry.
I thought I was supposed to.
I saw it so many times.
I don't know why I didn't like it.
Right?
I just feel like everyone just saw it.
Like, that's crazy.
3,000 people skipped over it.
But it's 70,000 likes.
Yeah, but, like, 3,000 people?
Like, I don't know.
I have, like, stupider tweets that get, like, way more than that.
I swear to God, it's the tweets that I don't run on at all.
Right?
That just pop up.
And then the ones that I try really hard on, or videos I try hard on, get, like, fucking
30 likes.
And I'm like, wow.
You know what's crazy, Amy?
An hour and a half on that.
You'll really post a photo.
Like, I'll post a photo.
I said you are, but, like, no, it's me.
I'll post this photo, and Trim couldn't even come with his real account.
Can I just say something?
I have to call everybody out right now.
Everybody.
I need to clip this just so I can say it again, like, another point.
Guys won't come to my space.
They'll listen anonymously and message me and say, hey, I'm in the space.
And I'm like, oh, you're listening?
And they'll be like, yeah, anonymously.
And I'm like, that needs to stay.
Like, that is genuinely crazy.
What's wrong with you?
What's that all about?
I don't know.
And I'm just like, why, though?
Four other listeners.
Like, they're probably here.
It's so, like, lurking.
I don't know.
It'll drive me crazy.
It drives me crazy.
I'd rather that than the guy that comes in the audience and spams hearts at you for,
like, the entire time you're speaking.
Wait, you get that?
And I'm like, can you not see I'm using my brain right now?
And I cannot.
You know I'm using you.
Wait.
I don't get any heart spammed.
Oh, it's not fun.
I'll start doing it to you, and you'll understand.
No, I get it.
Sometimes people, like, if they're annoying, well, oh, no.
Right now while she's speaking and see if she can handle it.
Oh, people do that.
No, I can't.
Like, I've had people put thumbs down, not hearts, so good for you to try to distract
me from, like, but hearts?
Hearts is crazy.
See?
Probably one of those anonymous listeners was Shrimp because now Shrimp is here.
See?
I don't trust anybody.
Anybody.
The anonymous listener thing reminds me of the Snapchat days where you could see people's,
like, the best friends on Snapchat way back in the day.
I love that.
Click on your profile and see, like, the top three people you snapped.
Like, that was chaotic.
That was iconic.
That was so chaotic.
What about the followers?
See, we're not even reminiscing of 2023 anymore.
Can we just say that, yeah, it's weird if you were an anonymous listener because there
were four of them and now there's three of them and yours.
Yo, imagine.
Okay, you're talking to women?
We are FBI agents.
We caught that one time.
Guys, yo.
If you, yo, yo, that was slick as hell.
The fact that you think I would waste my time anonymously listening to a space when I
actually took a shower, because, you know, some of us have been up since 5 a.m.
shitcoining.
Guys, somebody needs to clip that.
I need to have it as my ringtone.
Aisha, I need to have it as my ringtone.
Like, what did you say?
This is why we need the space as cap emoji.
Cap emoji.
No, facts.
Oh, my God.
I'm adding a cap emoji.
No, that was the biggest cap.
And it's like, I love, like, I live for this.
I live for the cap.
Wait, what?
I live for this.
At 5 a.m.?
No, just everything.
That whole sequence, that whole bit was a cap.
And it was just the most perfect bit of all time.
I will.
I want to get, like, a psychologist to analyze this.
Or, like, I don't know, one of those people that can, like, analyze voice.
Because, like, I don't know.
We don't have your body language.
And just, like, see if this was cap.
Fact or cap?
Let's take the fact of cap test.
Let's do it.
We 100% need to.
Guys, do you think that Shrimp, with a show of thumbs up, I'm going to scroll through everything.
Do you think Shrimp was actually the anonymous listener the whole time?
Thumbs up.
Absolutely.
No, I don't waste my time with that shit.
Shelbs thinks so.
Oh, shit.
Who else thinks so?
Thumbs up.
Like, I need to.
I pull up on my alt at the minimum.
You might be winning.
Because not that many thumbs up.
Oh, Line Trash thinks so.
Of course they do.
Pyro thinks so.
Okay.
Can we get back on track?
Black Crypto thinks so.
I don't know.
Everyone in this space thinks so.
Well, I'll just leave then if you just want me to go back to that, I guess.
That's even more suspicious.
That's even more suspicious.
No, I just have better things to do.
It's my birthday, you know?
And you're just trolling me.
Like, it kind of hurts on my birthday.
Why would you do this to me?
This can't be real.
This can't be real.
Do you?
Look at the pin post.
It's us.
Yeah, we're getting a divorce.
You said we're eloping.
We're really divorcing.
Divorce?
When were we married?
You said we were eloping today.
Fuck that.
We're getting a divorce.
Oh, my God.
You really pay attention to the words I say.
This means so much to me.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This means so much to me.
Trim, did you hear her say about, like, only that CK people looked at it, but it only got, like, 78 likes?
Wait, what?
He did, because he was in the annons.
Yeah.
He did.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
I love being a woman.
Honestly, also, the, like, ego boost that I get by Amy co-hosting and her giggle, like,
just, I am winning.
With these Solana boys.
It's the one.
It's the one habit that I have left over from, like, two years ago clubhouse that I can't
get rid of is unmuting to laugh.
I need to unmute to laugh.
What?
Whoever does that and is hosing is just a sicko.
It just feels better.
Or are you just going to go, like, hold on, hold on, hold on, ready, ready?
It feels better.
I don't have anything fun to say right now.
But it's like, ew, doesn't that just, like, not give?
It's giving anonymous.
Like, it's giving, like, you can't publicly laugh at what I'm saying.
Like, anonymous.
Like, it's okay to laugh, babe.
Like, it's fine.
It is really, truly giving anonymous.
I want to talk about one of the things on the list, Neeks, really badly.
I want to talk about Azuki Elementals really badly.
I think it's one of the top things of the year that I've done.
Why do you want to talk about it so badly?
Because it was fucking crazy that a bajillion dollar company launched a second NFT that's
the exact same thing as the first one, and we only spent a week talking about it.
Okay.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
Technically, it's not the same thing as Upgraded Art.
It's the same fucking thing.
No, it is.
It is.
It is.
Oh, yes.
Yes, though.
That was.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I remember this.
This was absurd.
The mint was, like, too ETH, no?
Yes.
It was too ETH.
The mint.
Why?
How did, like, everyone let that go so quick, easily?
I let it go because sometimes you have to.
No, but you guys dropped that, like, mad.
It was so fast.
It was like a party in Vegas.
Emily, I don't know.
The party in Vegas was dancing Eddie and it being all over the timeline, and then the
immediate, like, juxtaposition of them launching a, like, a derivative project of their own project.
No, that is not.
That should be, like, not a, like, what?
Wait, are we talking about used car?
Mika, is that grifting?
Would you-
That is definitely grifting.
Like, I'm looking at them right now.
Talking about Honda Civics?
There's 14,000 of them?
That's definitely grifting.
Oh, my God.
No, no, that's a grift.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Genuinely, genuinely, that's a grift.
Like, I'm sorry.
You're going to release the same-
Tactically, it's not the same.
I just can't believe this.
It's upgraded art like the D-Gods.
No, it's not upgraded art.
It's not like the D-Gods.
It's a brand new NFT you paid to-
For two ETH.
Don't you dare say-
Yeah, I bought one.
I'm not mad about it.
Oh, the copium is-
Mental illness.
Is insane.
The copium, you know what?
We'll be PC.
We won't say the mental.
We'll say the cope.
The cope is insane to me.
This is the same.
I mean, I can't believe this.
I just can't believe.
For two ETH.
Look, it wouldn't be a-
Like, a grift.
Of my bags.
It wouldn't be a grift if it was-
If it was like, you know, an art upgrade.
Like, with D-Gods.
Like, I don't know.
People are like, oh, D-Gods is like, you know, a grift.
When that happened, it's like, no.
Like, you didn't need to really pay-
You paid for it, but you didn't pay two ETH for it.
But you still paid nine hundred dollars for it.
I remember-
Okay, but that's if you wanted it.
And the people who had, like, the OG Azukis were mad
because they were like, why-
People can't tell the difference between our collection and the elementals.
And, you know, I think theirs was like 14 ETH or something at the time.
Which was quite comical.
But did the holders have to pay two ETH to mint as well?
Yes.
So, the holder-
So, no.
The holders of the-
According to this, it says that the 10,000 of them were minted in 15 minutes
for two ETH each, which was 3,800 bucks at the time.
And then 10,000 were airdropped to the holders of the original ones.
Yeah.
So, with that being said, yeah, there was the airdropped to the holders.
And then, if you had a bean, you could mint.
And we minted.
And we did a thing.
It didn't work out.
But how is that a grift?
Like, you know, they actually have-
Hold on, wait.
I spaced out.
Did you mint for two ETH?
Yes or no?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Before I spaced out, you said no.
No, I didn't say no.
I said no, it's not a grift.
Wait, someone said, hi, I listened to your space on a non.
Who said that?
I can't say.
I'm not, I'm not, like, I can't say.
I'm going to just try.
No, but this seems like an alt, too.
Listen, no.
Out, one of the things that are out, I'm writing it down.
Out.
In, two, three, four.
Listening, listening, a non.
Okay, it's there.
I needed to get it off my desk.
You paid two ETH?
That's not okay.
Why not?
I mean, he's happy with it, so.
I know, but okay, so, all right.
You see, it's not like the mutants, because the mutants, you had, like, a serum.
First of all, they were, like, the first ones to, like, do all of this stuff.
So, I feel like, often, people will be, like, but, you know, Bordi Blancop has, too.
It's like, bitch, they paved the way, sweetheart.
So, like, they could kind of do whatever they want.
Like, you, it's like mutants, like, you can come out with a second collection, but the
second collection has to be a second collection.
Yeah.
Like, a whole, it's completely different.
There aren't any animals.
It was the Kroger brand of the first brand.
No, but there aren't any animals in the original collection.
Calm down, Amy.
No, there weren't any animals in the original collection.
I hate when people tell me to calm down.
Beautiful, okay.
The colors are better.
No, the cope is, like, I can't, I can't.
First of all, first of all, Amy, I don't know.
I don't know, respectfully.
I wouldn't take that from Bad Brother.
Just saying.
When people tell me, oh, Mikaela, you need to talk slower.
You need to calm down.
Ick.
Ehhh.
Lady Boner, gone.
Like, ehhh.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
Oh, my God.
I'm an Italian spicy little meatball, and there's nothing you can do about it.
There's nothing you can do about it.
I am this way forever.
Standing on business.
That's number one.
Number two, the copium from Curo.
Is horrendous.
Is horrendous.
It is giving 2023.
It's a really interesting attempt at asserting your dominance there.
Whoa.
Amy.
What?
What?
Too far.
I asserted nothing.
Yeah.
No, I don't know about asserting anything anywhere other than just copium emanating from that
area and region on that other side of the host section.
Well, listen.
First off, nobody forced anyone to buy anything.
Okay.
That's like the first thing.
Okay.
We know that.
We know that.
We know that.
But like next though, nobody talks about this.
Nobody's talking about it anymore.
Where are they?
Why is it that like with no money, I do more than this community, than these guys?
Not the community.
The founders.
Listen.
Take that with a grain of salt.
Listen.
But like still.
I think this is like, I think this is energy is misplaced because they actually like do
stuff.
But you have so much money.
Why is your energy misplaced?
Like, don't you have people to help you place your energy in the right way?
Are we talking about Kevin Rose here?
This is two different things.
Who was in the boardroom when they were like, yeah, for the second collection.
Let's approve this.
No one in the whole boardroom was like, um, this one kind of looks exactly like the first
collection.
Like it's like collection.
No one that said a word.
Beans.
What about the bean?
Collection.
Beans.
Mika, Mikaela, Michael, I need you to, you know, you're at a 10.
I need you to take it down to a seven.
But you know what?
I see that Azuki had a collab with, um, line friends and everyone in Asia.
What's that?
It's like an, an app that everyone in Asia uses.
Like the day I got here to Thailand, I downloaded it because literally everyone uses it.
And I saw that they had a collab where I think you get bean stickers online, which I mean,
I know it doesn't sound like a big deal, but it's pretty huge.
So I do think that behind the scenes, they're actually doing things and people just don't
talk about it.
You know, like, but so why, but we know how important that the real estate of like spaces
or like, like I have not seen anybody in a space talking about this.
And it's like, you can easily schedule to come on a space and talk about your updates.
What?
Kira, what?
I don't know.
I can't hear him.
I can't hear him.
Okay.
Just come back up.
Yeah.
I can hear him.
I can hear him.
But, uh, yeah.
So it's like, I don't, I don't know why I say I don't know.
I do know this.
Like how it's so simple.
It's just like, come on a space, make your own space.
Spaces are so important.
Maybe that's, I see what you're saying.
I do see what you're saying, but I suppose that's just not how they've chosen to communicate
with their community.
And honestly, their community seems very happy with them.
So I guess, I don't know about that.
There was a DAO that was formed trying to get money back from them because people were
so pissed off about the fact that they got ripped off.
I mean, yeah, I'm not saying the entire community is overjoyed with them, but most of the people
that I see, I don't see a lot of FUD from the Azuki community.
I mean, I have, what is that frigging guy called?
The Bobo the Bean Farmer.
And it's so fun to just have this little DAO and you vote on things.
And I think it's adorable.
So, I mean, I don't know, I wouldn't, I wouldn't really call them grifters.
I wouldn't call it a rug.
It seems like they're trying different things and trying to make it work.
But what, but what about that?
Like, it's like, how could you not make a comment about the second collection?
I mean, I think this, I always think it's kind of a flag when a project drops like multiple
different types of props.
There's 14,000 of them.
I do, I do think the second collection is an issue.
There's 20,000 of them, actually.
There's 20?
Okay.
And listen, there's another 20,000 animus eggs.
There's 20,000 clones.
There's going to be another, like, 60,000.
Like, it's just so different.
It's all the same.
It's wildly different.
No, it's all the same.
Because, yeah, listen, a lot of the stuff that these people want to do costs a lot of money.
It's either, like, you understand the vision or you don't.
And you don't participate.
It's not, like, complicated.
It's the same.
That's why I keep bringing up D-Gods.
It's the same thing.
You don't have to participate in stuff that's going on in D-Gods.
That doesn't mean that it's a grift or a scam or any of that stuff.
Like, yo, if they just fucking stop community completely, all the socials go down, all it is is the art, then it's a grift.
But, like, let's be serious.
We're kind of, like, conflating, like, what's actually happening here.
Uh, does it?
Crow said the girls that get it, get it.
Get it.
The girls that don't, don't.
Got you.
All this recap has ever taught me is that we're very close to, like, helping the SEC's mission.
Like, progressing that mission statement forward, being the new SEC, looks out for fraud, protects investors, requires honesty from companies, ensures companies tell the truth about their financial health and business activities, enforces rules.
I mean, I don't know, maybe smart contracts that...
Let me tell you.
No, but so what I'm saying is, like, why are we trying to be the, like, SEC, though?
Who are you trying to be the SEC?
Us, Ayesha.
Us, by wanting mainstream adoption for blockchain transparency.
We're the Fed.
I never said I wanted that.
I'm not, no.
I don't want mass adoption.
I don't think it's a good idea.
People can barely handle...
Okay, so what do you want?
Oh, oops.
It's where it's order to come back.
That was crazy.
No, because I want to stream on my TikTok, but I went on TikTok, and I don't know.
Have you done the NPC lives, Mika?
Have I done it?
No, but I should.
You should.
That would be so funny.
Do, like, a Web3 version of the NPC lives.
Oh, my God.
Is that what you would like to see?
These ones are crazy.
Maybe.
I don't know.
It's just, like, a part of me is, like...
For 2024, is, like, is the vibe supposed to be that, like, we focus on?
I just don't know what platform to focus on.
It's like, but maybe I just need to do it all at the same time.
I don't know.
I'm totally over all of these PFP 10K generator projects.
This is our very first look at the iPhone.
I love the art.
I'm here for the art.
I don't care about blockchain.
Everything else is, like, a steady, quick ride to zero, in my opinion.
So, yeah.
It's very depressing.
If I do say so myself.
It's, like, POV.
That's, like, me in 2023.
And then 2024, bull market happens.
The 10K collection launches.
And, like, everybody's throwing money at it.
You know what I'm excited about is Web3 gaming.
I think that's definitely the meta for 2024.
I think that's what we all need to pivot into.
It looks like some...
All of us at once?
Like, all at once together?
Every single one of us.
Every single one of us.
It looks like there's five weeks of game.
I'm not excited about it at all.
Wag me.
Wag me together.
Wag me.
Other buzzwords.
Let's do it.
Spill the NFT.
Wait, why isn't she up here?
Spill the NFT.
But she commented, syndication on socials.
Post everything across the board.
That's what I'm doing and try to focus on in 2024.
I've been doing that.
But it's, like, it always bothers me where it's, like...
But I want there to be one where it's, like, imagine all the other time
that I'm spending on the other platforms.
Like, I just do it, like, with one.
And I'm just, like, steady.
Like, I just, like, focus all on X.
Like, I'm just X.
Till I...
I don't know.
Can you do that?
I just feel like other platforms are growing so much.
Like, TikTok seems to be...
No, but it's like, I don't know what the vibe is on TikTok.
Like, how to get...
How to pop off.
Like, really...
Can I say, I love your videos, but the way that you move your mic in your videos
gives me where to go.
Like, that's the one...
The one element of the world...
That's good to know.
...where you can't move the mic so much.
It's because I have to hold it.
Because I travel.
And, like, I can't bring the arm with this stupid...
It's been moving that in for weeks.
Why didn't you say something?
I had to let it go.
It's the same energy of, like, anonymous.
Listening in anonymously.
No, because I...
Because I love your videos.
But...
Okay.
You could say, hey, this...
This makes me feel some way.
Okay, I just...
I just told you.
I mean, there's...
Like, maybe...
You know what?
I need to get...
Maybe in private?
Hmm?
Maybe could have done it in private, but...
And I, you know...
I love if anybody has any other things.
Like...
Let me know.
Let me know.
I know it's full run because Burden is requesting on Twitter.
I know.
Why is this kid always just show up when Bitcoin's out, like, a dollar for his video?
To talk about the same video.
Hey, Burden.
How's...
How's your same video that has been four years?
Or I was gonna say...
You still editing?
Hey, do you mind if I pin a video to the top?
And then he's gonna...
Oh, my God.
And he's gonna leave.
He's gonna dip out for three more months.
Dude, I can't even breathe.
I can't.
I just wanna breathe.
I can't breathe.
It's just so hard.
You came to the wrong place.
The T of 2023.
What's the T?
You missed...
Ugh.
You missed, like, three hours of the T.
Ugh.
You could have been caught up on the whole year that you missed out on, and you decided...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, what's the final verdict with the whole, like, Azuki Elementals?
Like, are we just...
Are we just gonna...
What are we calling that?
We're sitting at the zero.
I don't touch those Azukes, you know?
Did anybody even make money off of them?
The waiting thing.
Because it looks like the price just dropped immediately.
Zagabon did.
Zagabon did be doing those things that make him rich.
The youth's bridge to Polygon.
Oh my gosh.
This is so funny.
So, last Christmas, when Frank decided to be the Grinch, and just announce all the things
and take over Christmas...
I know.
I remember that, actually.
I was there.
I was there for that.
So, I'm sitting in the living room, and with my whole family.
And my sister's sitting across from me.
And the most grounding thing happened to me is when I yelled out loud,
Utes are bridging to Polygon.
When I read it on Twitter, and my sister goes,
Flims are flinging to flam.
Do you fucking hear yourself sometimes, Amy?
And I have never laughed harder in my entire life.
I was like, honestly, nothing matters.
I need to turn my phone off.
It's Christmas.
Like, I was so fucking funny.
And every time I think about you, it's bridging to Polygon.
That's what I think.
I'm typing that bridging is out in 2023.
Frank's gonna come for you.
And not in a hot way.
Is Cassie out?
Cassie in my car, also?
Out when?
Is out.
Cassie is in my car.
Oh, out when?
Oh, out when?
Also, laughing without unmuting is so out.
You type very aggressively, Mika.
You type very aggressively because I'm typing with one hand
because I have to hold my freaking microphone
because I can't just travel with a, with a, like, an arm.
With a boom arm?
And, like, get a mic stand.
Yeah, okay.
Let me, could someone get that for my birth?
Like, get a mic stand.
I already have to get a whole new setup, too.
Because, like, it's a whole thing.
It's like, get a mic stand.
And, yeah, just, like, like, come to more of my spaces
so that people actually want me.
I have to force myself.
I know, it's so sad.
I have to force myself.
I'm like, you don't, you don't want to, you don't want me to.
I had to literally force Gary Vee to let me speak at VCon.
It was so funny and iconic.
Bro, can we go back to the Gary Vee going to that Twitter space earlier today?
Because, like, we used to call the Rifter and we didn't even get to talk about that.
So, Gary Vee went to Bark's Twitter space and Toot, um, our good friend.
Who the hell is Toot?
Toot, too.
Isn't it Tout?
It's, I know, it's Toot.
From his, all the account is Toot.
Toot, too, too, which is Tout's.
Is it, the Toot is part of the Coochie Cabal.
Yeah, true, true, true.
Um, but he tweeted out 1.6 million raised for a shitcoin network.
Token, multi-sig funds held by Book, Spark, and Alex spread into a bunch of wallets and
washed.
Go fuck yourself, Gary Vee.
Unfortunate to see how you move supporting scammers in the space just before.
Gary comments and says, I'm confused, friend.
I'm unaware of what you speak of.
Just getting DMs now.
So, Gary Vee had no concept of what happened with the network.
Obviously.
Which, honestly, like, after.
He's busy, bro.
Like, bigging up Gary Vee.
Like, the network, like, if you were on crypto Twitter, you knew about the network token.
Bro, Gary Vee has other shit to do than care about the network token.
You don't think Gary Vee has any concept of Alex's shit?
No, I really don't think so.
Like, I barely know what happened with the network token.
I agree.
I don't think that he knows anything.
Like, in that case, he stays down in the drama and doesn't care about the shit.
He really doesn't.
Literally.
Like, when he's tweeting, he's probably just tweeting and then, like, leaving the app in
a way.
Like, now he's scrolling.
But, like, the whole time, this whole year, he literally said he was kind of, he wasn't
taking a break because, like, he did VCon.
Like, this all happened in 2023.
It was just more like, I'm not going to be.
Like, he wasn't really in spaces.
Like, he would do some tweets, but more Discord stuff.
Like, bro, anyone doing that is just engagement farming Gary Vee.
Like, if I was working with Gary Vee, I'd be like, don't even answer this guy.
Like, especially Toot.
Like, because it makes them, it ruins it for all of us because it makes it that he won't
come into other people's spaces because he's going to be too afraid.
Yeah, like, imagine being Gary Vee and you have to do, like, a due diligence before you
go into any space.
It just sounds crazy.
One of the three people that isn't blocked from...
By Bark or a shillin' villain.
Can you guys go figure out how many people he had in that Twitter space so I could just
know from my own brain?
Let me check for you.
Burn, are you blocked by him?
I think so, dude.
I genuinely think so.
Dude, me and him got in such a big fight, like, a year ago.
Fuck that guy.
Oh my god.
42,000 people tuned in?
There's no shot.
That's so sad.
Do 42 people, 1,000 people even exist?
Half of those are bots for sure.
No, but the thing is, also...
There's no way that 42,000 people exist on this planet.
Here's the also tea.
I refuse.
Like, my normie best friend knows who Gary Vee is.
Like, Gary Vee is not just Web 3.
Gary Vee, it straddles the Web 2, Web 3.
Yeah, no, Gary Vee is known as, like, a garage sale, like, doll flipper.
What?
Yeah.
What?
No, no, he's not known as that at all.
He's known as, like, an entrepreneur and, like, public speaker.
And a content creator.
He's a garage sale doll flipper?
Yeah.
Okay, whatever.
I don't know.
Birden...
Can you tell something about that?
That's the truth.
Birden, you need to watch some Gary Vee and get your editing, like, your videos edited,
dog.
If you watched him, you wouldn't be sitting on this for so long.
I do watch him.
I watch him go wild.
Can we, Amy, can we let Max up?
I can't let her up.
I already tried to let her up.
So what's going on?
I think he needs to leave and come back because she shows us as a speaker for me, so I think
she's, like, drugging a lot.
But can I say, I feel like you speaking at VCon, Mika, was, like, such a manifestation
moment.
Because I know you, like, wrote it in your list or something, like, a year before that
you wanted to meet Gary Vee or something like that.
Yes.
And then you actually spoke at VCon.
It's crazy.
It was iconic, Aisha.
I have a video of me crying.
I'll probably release it at some point.
Maybe, like, a little 2023 recap.
But I'm getting ready for the day that I'm going to speak.
And I'm just, like, no way.
Like, this is...
Guys, it was just me and Gary Vee.
Like, 15, 16.
It was just him.
I had no friends.
It was just me and him.
It was just me and him.
And he'd be like, you know, da-da-da.
You gotta go.
Blah-blah.
Like, in these little, like, Instagram clips.
And then he had a podcast.
And I was, like, amazing.
And I used to love the way that they edited it and whatnot.
But, yeah, I did.
He's in a lot of my journals.
Actually, there's some other stuff that we need to cook up with him.
So I'm not too done with Gary Vee just yet.
But there's some stuff that I need to...
That's still written on the list that I need to check off.
But, yeah, that was really cool.
And it just shows, like, wow.
First, the power of...
I know it's not going to sound so cringe, but community.
But it's, like, everybody tagged me in, like, the post.
And, like, I don't know.
He wouldn't have paid attention if it wasn't for that.
So that was, like, crazy.
I was, like, yo, guys, help me rate this post.
Dude, a hundred of my friends were just, like, yeah, commenting.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
And, like, it actually just worked.
So it was, like, okay, sick.
I don't know why it had to get to that, though.
Like, I mean, I hope this year I could go speak and not have to harass him.
I met the president of VFriends.
And I was, like, hey.
And he's, like, oh, I know who you are.
And I was, like, yeah.
Do you think this year could be a little different?
But, yeah, it's really cool.
No, the growth is crazy.
I think that's what makes X so special.
Because, like, you can't do this on another app, I feel.
Not, like, oh, talk to incredible people and grow your platform.
But, I mean, like, just the reach.
Like, the fact that yesterday I was, like, hey, who could teach me about Solana?
And then, like, the head of strategy of Solana is, like, I can.
You're just, like, what?
That's crazy.
And that's happened a lot.
Like, I spoke to Dolce & Gabbana on Spaces.
Like, I interviewed the Dolce & Gabbana.
Like, the both of them.
The Dolce & Gabbana on Spaces.
And I'm just, like, what?
What?
Amy talked to the Tommy Hilfinger on Spaces.
Is that the here election?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That was last year.
All blended together.
That's all just as crazy.
It doesn't matter what it was.
It's, like, it's all awesome.
And I think, you know what?
That's, like, a lesson for everyone.
I mean, like, we all just have to believe in ourselves a little bit more.
And think that things are going to work out in our favor.
And I think inevitably they do if we persist.
So, big ups to you guys.
And I am going to bed.
Yeah, I mean, look at me.
I get to talk on the Mika space.
I mean, I never thought I would be at this level.
Oh, simp, simp, simp, simp.
Shut up, Britton.
Literally, you're doing anything but editing this video.
What video are you talking about?
What video are you not talking about?
Okay, actually, I don't even know if I want to drop the alpha.
Oh, he doesn't know if he's going to drop the alpha.
It's that big.
Hold your horses.
It's pretty big.
Yeah, it's a cool video.
It's a series, actually.
Tell me about something.
Yeah.
Anyways, was I not the only one?
I thought Dolce & Gabbana was, like, a cologne.
I didn't know they were names.
I thought they were two words.
This is so embarrassing.
No, it's not.
It's the truth.
I'm just speaking.
This is so embarrassing.
The majority.
That's what I do.
It was a cologne.
He said it was a cologne.
It was like a fashion empire.
Whatever.
I don't know.
Yeah, they got close to him from that work lab.
It's like, wait, hold on.
There's me.
There's me.
Okay, you're drugging so...
It's like, who keeps letting him out?
There's me earlier.
I'm like, oh, don't let anybody be made to feel stupid for asking questions.
It's also me.
You're so dumb.
You're so dumb.
That's fucked up shit.
For not knowing Dolce & Gabbana, you're dumb.
There's some boomer shit, dude.
Like, it's just boomers.
What the fuck?
Are you calling me a boomer?
Earlier, Mika's all like, are we VSEC?
And she's like, you don't know what Dolce & Gabbana was doing.
Oh, dude, dude.
I know.
I know.
It's amazing.
The diversity, like the range is crazy.
The range is crazy.
I feel like we could cover it.
Like, we'll need maybe like a second space.
Like, this is a lot.
There's like a lot to cover.
Maybe we'll do a little second space.
Maybe tomorrow.
Finishing 2023.
Because shit.
I'm hungry.
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
And I can't sit here.
And I think burden was top signal.
I'm top signal?
That is no.
Burden was top signal.
Okay, do you guys want to listen?
Yeah, burden is definitely a bottom.
Amy, you want to make a part two?
I'm down to make a part two.
I'm down to make a part two.
Are you free tomorrow?
Not this late, but yeah.
Earlier tomorrow.
100 P.
Okay, earlier tomorrow.
We'll be like, we'll be bright and early.
For all your New Year's Eve plans.
Maybe we'll have a New Year's Eve cabal party.
I don't know.
I don't know.
New Year's Eve cabal party.
Cabal party.
Oops.
Cabal party.
Okay, I think we're going to listen to this song one more time.
Because I need to.
And we're going to see everybody tomorrow.
This was crazy.
Guys, this song.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
What?
Maybe I need.
Maybe I'm going to do.
Shut the fuck up.
Maybe I'm going to do a New Year's Eve stream.
But like with video.
So we could like all like chill.
And have a good time.
Because I just want to listen to this so bad with the homies.
It's like crazy.
It's so good.
I love you guys so much.
2023 was crazy.
2024 is going to be insane.
So I'm not going to talk to you tomorrow.
Thank you for just meeting.
I love you.
Thank you, Amy.
Best co-host.
You're the best.
It's a vibe.
It's a vibe.
Love you.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Everybody.
So good.
It's so good.
I can't.
Guys, am I going to cry on New Year's?
I think so.
Because just like this year was so good.
I don't know how we're going to do it.
But we're going to.
I know we're going to top 2024.
It's going to be crazy.
Imagine it's the worst year of the.
Anyway.
I know.
I know.
I'm not.
Good vibes.
Good vibes.
Good vibes.
2024 is going to be great.
It's going to be great.
It's going to be great.
I don't know.
My intrusive thoughts.
They want a little bit.
Oh, baby.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's all good.
I don't want to.
Don't forget to follow some people.
Right? Everybody's like,
I want to do a dance circle with y'all right now.
Same. Same.
Ugh.
Ooh, it's so good. I'm doing it with you.
Trust me. I'm like, I'm so
vibing.
That's me being a DJ.
I'm going to make it to Coachella one day.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
I love you guys. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
Bye.
