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WAITING FOR MACHI
Recorded: March 28, 2024 Duration: 1:25:19Space Recording
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Is it the strength of your feelings, overthrowing your pain?
You will see new heights, you'll be reaching, and is it today that you will find your new release, and in your wake, ripple your sweet blue?
And more tune for your head top, so watch how you speak on my name, you know?
I couldn't get a bill paid, you couldn't buy the real thing, I was staying up at your place, trying to figure out the whole thing, I saw people doing things, almost gave up on the music thing,
But we all so spoiled now, more life, more everything, must have never had your phone tapped, all that yapping on the phone shit, too much really love to roll life, all that never coming home shit, free smoke, free smoke, free smoke, free smoke, free smoke, free smoke,
Don Rosé toes, hit the heels where I pulse, I start my day slow, silk pajamas when I wake though, mere vow to the face though, I drunk text J-Lo, old numbers so it bounce back,
Boy, wonder got to bounce back, used to get paid for shows in front door, money, 5, 10, 20s, hand sanitized, after you count that, me and Gibbo was about that, eating Applebee's and Outback, Southwest, no first class, healing rooms, gotta double up, writing our name on the double cup,
We ain't even have a tour bus, girls wouldn't even think of recording me, I fall asleep in sororities, I had some different priorities, Weezy had all the authority, women I like was ignoring me, now they like aren't you adorable, I know the question rhetorical, I took the team play from Oracle,
Mama never used to cook much, used to chef KD, now me and chef KD, bet on shot for 20 G's, I brought the gang to his knees, I ain't make too much these days, they ever say poor me, where you at I never see, free smoke, free smoke, free smoke, free smoke, free smoke, free smoke,
Niggas move so waste, please come outside the house and show yourself so I can say it to your face, it's bound to happen man, it's gotta happen now, so let's just get it out of the way, a lot of niggas going bad on me, please one at a time,
I wanna move to Dubai so I don't ever have to kick it with none of you guys, I didn't listen to Hov on that old song when he told me payin' no mind, I get more satisfaction out of goin' at your head and seein' all of you die, and I seen a lot of you die, free smoke, free smoke, ayy, free smoke, free smoke, ayy,
hitting hills where I pause, yeah, yeah, he already know, yeah, I'm the troublemaker in the neighborhood for our troublemaking goals, yeah, house party of the roll, yeah, I'm not kidding, play, this kid doesn't play about the flow, yeah, y'all keep playin' with your nose, yeah, you get high and do the most, yeah, how you let a kid fightin' ghost, writin' rumors, turnin' to a ghost, all you niggas got jokes, free smoke, free smoke.
Wag me kabal, I ain't ragged,
We should probably put some board 8 plaques on the wall, we gon' ball like a saw, dumpin' ash off cigars, that's the hottest show on X, we sweepin' used car, Malik, Da Bunny, and Ashley Dean, locked in so hard, almost crashed the Jeep, gotta catch the night show, ain't dead a week, don't make us clear the stage, raise your hand to speak, dog sold too early, the boys a Jeep, used car, board 8, my collection sweep, talkin' like you got coin, why you actin' cheap, it's 2024, people need receipts, matter of fact, man, where's Malik?
I need a lawyer, that's king for a sniper, how the dots comin' for ya, you know the bunny more than the floor 8, that's more hate, our collection is heavy, we need more space, wag me kabal, I ain't ragged at all, we should probably put some board 8 plaques on the wall, we gon' ball like a saw, dumpin' ash off cigars, that's the hottest show on X, we sweepin' used car, Malik, Da Bunny, and Ashley Dean, locked in so hard, almost crashed the Jeep, gotta catch the night show, ain't dead a week, don't make us clear the stage, raise your hand to speak,
this MFR hasn't tweeted in like 10 hours, dude, where'd he go?
I believe that's what we call a hard rug.
I mean, did he take the money out though yet?
Nah, he's not, nah, he's building.
Building? He's building.
He's building.
What exactly is he building?
Bro, you have been deriding all day, Bonnie.
That's true.
You should back my shirt, dude.
I don't know, man.
Bonnie, how much did you end up sending Amachi, to be honest?
Right now, five soul, the silence, although it scares the shit out of me, kind of makes me want to double down and send some more.
Oh, Bonnie.
Because it's still open.
It's still open.
Wait, current, how much does he have currently in there?
How much has he raised?
Last I saw, it was like 35 million.
Let me see.
Wow, those are the rookie numbers, bro.
He's got to pump those numbers.
Well, what did Boehm do?
I think this has got to be up there, dude.
I think it's 100 mil before he closes it.
He's not getting 100.
We're at 35, 35.3.
Hold on, hold on.
He's not getting 100, you say.
But in the same breath you said, the fact that he hasn't tweeted in 10 hours is reason for you to double down and send five more solders.
Yeah, but if you just look at the velocity at the money coming in, it's slowed to a trip.
Like, nobody's sending money like that anymore.
So I just, I think we're close to plateauing here.
I don't think he could raise another $70 million almost.
Well, what time is it in fucking Taiwan or wherever he is?
I don't know.
That's the one thing that keeps me super bullish.
If you look at the pinned tweet on his page, it's not in English.
I have no idea.
It's not in English.
Twitter can't even translate it for me.
That's so fucking bullish for my bags.
Yeah, dude.
I mean, he's fucking, he woke Asia up.
Maybe that's what he's doing.
That's why he's not tweeting.
He's out there fucking, you know, shaking beds and waking motherfuckers up in Asia.
Because, yeah, I can tell you it's not Chinese.
I'm 99% sure it's not Japanese.
I'm guessing it's Korean.
Would love anybody who understands that to say if I'm right.
Oh, Jay seems to think I'm right.
Okay.
I'm curious to see who's, I would venture to guess that more people here sent money than didn't send money.
Let's actually, let's do this.
Tifo, I know you got your hand up.
I'm going to ask you to drop off.
You might just have to put it right back up.
Show of hands.
No, there's not enough people.
That's too small of a sample size.
That's a terrible idea.
That's why you're on our stage.
Show of hands.
That's too late.
Who sent money to Machi today?
Okay.
This looks like the overwhelming majority, except for bad brothers.
There's something wrong with us, I think.
I think in our brains, we really need therapy or something.
I just, I am set in stone in the belief that Machi is too prideful.
To not pump this thing to high up.
Somebody, somebody came to TG space earlier and he, they were trying to fud our bags.
Right.
And this guy was like naming alleged failed companies by Machi.
Like going back to like the early nineties.
I was like, I was like, I don't even know how that's relevant to this, to this meme coin.
Well, but all that, all that, all that that tells me is that he is due for a win.
He is overdue for a win.
Some would say.
That's, you sound like a degenerate fucking gambler, dude, which fits perfectly.
You sent money.
This is the thing.
I said this earlier too.
I've only been criticized by a few people for doing this.
And all of those people who have criticized me have also sent money to Machi.
So like, shut the fuck up.
Like, I know you sent money.
Right.
So like, I don't even have.
Yeah, exactly.
I also sent five.
Um, but I'll, I'll tell you my, my rationale.
You were on the phone with me.
I literally told you, I go, this is the fucking stupidest shit.
This goes against everything I stand for, which is why I'm going to do it.
Because that has been my biggest wins lately have been when I just completely look at something
like, Oh fuck.
And then I do it anyways, dub every time.
So I'm trying to counter trade myself here, dude, as best I can.
Buddy doesn't like that theory.
That's a good theory.
It really is a good theory.
OG's new PFP.
I can't, did this motherfucker win?
I, I love it.
Yeah, he did win.
I didn't vote.
I didn't vote for him.
You don't even have a Ute, dude.
Dude, when it's, when it's mad small like that, it looks like Raphael.
It looks like a Ute, uh, honorary of, of Raphael from the Ninja Turtles.
It's a good Ute, a Goot.
You know what I mean?
Never, ever say a Goot again.
It's a Goot.
No, no, no, it is, dude.
That's what it is.
That's, that's my new nickname for it, man.
I think that's a, that's a keeper.
OG, did you, did you send Machi money?
Uh, let me be real, bro.
Uh, once, uh, I woke up very, very late today.
Very, very, very fucking late today.
So you have no question, OG.
And, and, you know, bad brother, shut the fuck up.
All right, look, uh, so, you know, I woke up, I woke up very late today and, uh, it was
already like 20 mil filled and the pre-sale didn't fucking end yet.
So I was like, I don't think I'm gonna send money into that, bro.
No way.
Yo, if Machi turns a 50 million fucking pot into a goddamn two billion, bro, I don't even
know what I'll do.
I'm not gonna say anything bunny related.
Like, I'm not gonna eat my own shit.
It's a cute dog though.
I mean, like, it's a cute dog.
To be clear, you didn't send, you did not send any money.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, that's how I know this is definitely gonna fucking rip.
Oh, it's definitely gonna rip now.
All the signals are in, guys.
It's definitely gonna rip as soon as I said not to.
Of course, bro.
That's how it works.
All I need is, uh, it's, let's see, uh, uh, no, yeah, shrimp, uh, saying he's gonna be
insufferable because he didn't send it.
He sent it to Harambe instead.
That's the, the, the second sign.
Oh, he was going off earlier today about this because he hates free sales.
And so he doesn't send, he's never sent to any pre-sale, right?
Like, dude, stop.
I'm too bullish.
I'm going to send Harambe to Gorillians.
That's kind of funny.
Uh, T flow.
How's it going, dude?
Dude, how much did you send?
Uh, a thousand bucks.
Like about six sold.
Uh, I don't, don't feel great about it.
I, I, I feel really great about it.
I mean, buddy, we're straight.
I don't, I don't know what you're stressing about.
The precedent's been set.
Like if we get fucked, then like, uh, Pac-Man and Jupiter, they're going to bail us out.
Rolling it back.
Rolling it back.
Yeah.
Um, dude, Zach XBT is chomping at the bit.
No, he is.
Bro, Zach.
No, that's, that's the biggest.
Oh yeah.
He's going to, he's already over.
He's already owned one against Machi.
There's 0% chance that Zach touches this with a 10 foot pole.
No matter what happens.
Bro, I think you're wrong.
I think you're wrong.
He's going to get his get back, bro.
He's going to get his fucking get back.
He doesn't want the rematch.
I don't think he wants a rematch, dude.
I, I, I, not only do I think I like, I would say 100% he wants, he is going to fucking audit
the piss out of this.
If even one fucking zero is out of place, we're going to hear.
No, no, I hit the wrong button, dude.
I played a saw.
I hit the wrong button.
Um, all right.
Matt Malik was doing a lot of yapping.
I hit the wrong button on accident.
Let's, we'll edit that out on the back end.
Let's go to duck duck.
Did you send money to the pre-seller?
What's going on with you?
Perfect.
Um, damn that much.
Is that Machi?
Wow, dude.
That's crazy.
No, that's not, that's not Machi, dude.
Type shit.
Yeah.
Type shit.
Uh, Matt, what's up, dude?
I know you didn't, I don't even have to ask Mac.
I can already, I can already tell you that Mac didn't send money to the pre-sale.
Matt, am I right?
You are correct.
I've never actually bought a coin in my life.
Oh, send 0.5.
God, just send something, dude.
It's still open.
You got, just send 0.0.
0.0 minimum.
Oh, it's a one soul minimum.
You'll feel, you'll feel something, Matt.
Well, if it's a one soul minimum, don't send less than the minimum.
Um, cause then I think you just lose your money.
So don't listen to me on that one.
All right.
Send a soul.
Got it.
No, I don't like Machi.
No, I like him, but I don't want to invest in his coin from outside of crypto.
Um, I've known him since 2014 through e-sports and he wasn't good enough to be on a League
of Legends team.
So he bought one and put himself on the roster.
That's a heady play though.
I mean, you have to admit.
Oh yeah.
If I had that kind of money and I wanted to be like a professional F1 driver, I just buy
You know what they say?
You know what they say?
If you can't beat them, buy them.
Bro, that's a Bruce Wayne level play right there.
Like, ah, damn.
I guess I'll just buy the team and join.
I don't get the Bruce Wayne reference.
Ah, you've never seen Batman.
Well, remember where Batman Begins where, you know, he's in the hotel and then the girls
that go in the bath and then he goes, I'll just buy the hotel.
In which Batman does he buy an e-sports team and start playing?
Bro, he buys a whole hotel because the girls he was with couldn't swim in the pool.
I've never seen that before.
Just tell me your own culture, bro.
I think he was right on that one, dude.
Good one, OG.
He's got sick burned.
Jay, what's up, man?
Hey, Matt.
I was going to say, this is a one-time thing.
It's called the Jay Special.
DM me.
I'll give you one soul so you can put it in the pre-sale.
How about that one?
All right.
I'm DMing you.
Nah, nah, nah.
Only for Matt.
Matt.
Jay's throwing around money like crazy.
He guaranteed my fucking bag of a shit coin.
Like, dude, Jay, PS, you're out 2.95 soul already on that one.
So, FYI, man, don't spread yourself too thin.
Don't worry about it.
Yes, I did.
I aped the pre-sale on a technology of...
Whoa, whoa, Jay, you were in here last week saying I don't do pre-sales.
I aped this one?
Correct.
I am aping this one.
I put 100 soul into it.
Can you say the bowl thesis?
Only 100 soul?
Yeah, the bowl cases because people don't understand fucking how pre-sales work.
If you know Machi, I think this raises to 40 million.
He'll hold back to 10 million.
Let's say 30 million will go into LP.
We're now at a 60 million market cap open.
If you don't think this can maybe 2x to 3x, I don't know.
But that's my kind of insight right there.
So, Jay, do you think it 2x, 3x, and then just goes to fucking hell forever?
I mean, at the end of the day, I'm going to bet of ego and wanting to bring back kind
of Bored Ape Yacht Club.
I had a talk with Bunny.
I mean, to be honest, if this cooks, Bored Ape Yacht Club is back like crazy because of
articles written and everything will have Machi's PFP.
The narrative of normies will not look at Machi.
They'll say it will be Bored Ape Yacht Club at the end of the day.
But it would have to cook at a BOEM level, right?
Correct.
For anyone to be writing shit about this.
The million dollar dog.
I mean, at the end of the day, you have to understand that this will be a close to high
raise.
So, he'll get articles then.
And then, if it does moon, I mean, I'm betting, like I said, I'm betting in the sense of trying
to get Bored Ape Yacht Club, like, we're so fucking back because I know a lot of fucking
apes ape this.
So, I mean, he's got a lot on the line.
It would be horrible for it to go to zero.
Now, devil's advocate, of course, you know, bad launch, all that shit.
But I'm willing to risk a hundred sold.
That's my, that's my fact.
Are you worried that he hasn't tweeted in almost 10 hours, man?
I'm getting scared.
I really am.
No, I mean, maybe, maybe he's talking, like, maybe he's just fucking looking at his wallet
and smiling, or maybe he's fucking, you know, there's a lot of stuff behind the scenes.
He's on the horn with, like, Mexi.
He's getting Coinbase, dude.
No, I don't want to see.
You know how much you do is stick all that silver, converted into Bitcoin, and then he
should drop a rune.
Yeah, I want to see, like, I want to see tier ones.
I don't want to see fucking, I'm sorry to say Mexi.
I want to see, like, Bybit and, like.
Yeah, well, I want it to be a crescendo, though, Jay, right?
Like, I think Mexi, like, just out the gate, maybe even pre-launched.
And then, like, we gradually get to buy.
I don't want to, like, just get Binance out the gate, because then I feel like you have
nothing to strive for.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, but you got to look, but you got to look at, like, I mean, it's not, no comparison,
but there's, like, a lot of coins that have launched out of, like, Binance and other
things, like, tier one right away.
And it gives the longevity of, like, more volume, less sell pressure.
Like, at this rate, you have to have a lot of buying pressure.
I know a lot of people, Devil's Advocate, are saying, like, well, who's buying?
And it's just, like, it's a lot of people that have faded.
And, you know, there's always that crew that says, nah, I'm not fucking doing this, right?
And then they're aping secondary because they got the FOMO.
It's just, like, it always happens.
It's the reason why people fade mints and end up buying secondary, right?
It's the same thing with shit coins.
Like, it's just a rinse and recycle.
But, yeah, I mean, like I said, I'm, like, it's nothing to, like, me to fucking, like,
stress about.
That's the tap of risk that I'm involved in.
To me, someone said it, too.
It's, like, with these kind of raises, you have to go into size if you want that crazy,
crazy shit, right?
It's just, like, you're opening up at, like, a 70 mil, 60 to 70 mil market cap.
If the distribution is right, which he probably will hold back something, I would say, I don't
know, maybe it sounds crazy, but 10 million in a Machi's mindset would open up at, like,
a 70, 60 to 70.
From there, then, you know, 2 to 3, 5x is in multi, is in multi-hundred millions, right?
So I'm just doing a conservative bet.
Jay, I have to go back to a previous thesis you shared on Nick.
Do you apply the same theory to this in the, like, in the sense that this is a person,
a real person, not a celebrity, a big name in our space, right?
Because let's be honest, pound for pound, right?
The Nick memes, like, like, Bonchi is not a memer.
This shit is not even remotely funny, right?
Like, there's not, there's zero meme value here.
So, like, are we counting on this?
No, we're not.
It's a dog.
Dogs are being cool.
Do you not see that?
How cute that fucking dog was?
No, no.
So here's the thing, Malik.
Okay, that'll be fine.
That's funny.
Doesn't have a hat on.
Here's the thing is, like, you gotta understand, like, for instance, like, people don't understand,
like, Machi has very big connections.
No one in the NFT space, other than, like, your high tiers, like, dingling and stuff like
that, will move this price.
You have, like, I'm gonna name drop, but, like, you have, like, Andrew Kang and, like, big
VC guys that have definitely connections to Machi.
Those are your DeFi guys.
Those are your guys that are gonna bring some crazy volume.
You have, like, I've asked, like, some of my DeFi guys that are throwing a thousand
soul into this, right?
It's just, like, we are not compared to, like, what the beast could do.
So, like, I'm not gonna, like, I'm not gonna compare, like, Nick to pretty much Machi because
I think this is more on the DeFi side because the volume will be there because everybody
knows, you know, the bad and the good of Machi when it came to DeFi Summer, when it came to
Cream Finance and, like, there's other ones, like, you know, I think it was Mith.
Mith was horrible, right?
And, you know, he doesn't have, they said he didn't have ties with it, but that coin went
out at peak and it just went to zero.
So, like, you have to understand, like, I do have, like, there is backstory to Machi
and I'm gonna bet that maybe, you know, this does, like, a Cream Finance because Cream Finance,
I fucking killed it.
I think it was, like, 500 to, like, one mil fucking take profit, but that was more of
a fork of a compound.
But, I don't know, maybe he has something in mind.
Maybe this is not just a meme.
Maybe he wants to structure fucking DeFi like he wanted to do with, like, you know, the
Ape, um...
With DeFi Apes, yeah, I mean, right, like, that failed, but maybe this is, like, him taking
another crack at it, but just kind of, like, reverse engineering it, right, and starting
with the pre-sale, because that's kind of the hot and trendy meta.
I mean, I don't know, I'm not gonna say that this is, like, some fucking utility coin or...
No, not at all.
Like, I just, like, for me, I just like to be optimistic.
I mean, at the end of the day, Devil's Attitude, yeah, this is all bullshit and, like, it goes
to zero and he ruins his reputation, but, like, he always fucking, uh, the...
You hate it or love it, Machi's always been around, so, like, yeah, of course.
Then I'll just say it's a meme coin, a bunch of people launch them, and, uh, you know, that's
what happens with memes.
I mean, I remember when people were saying that, like, Ben was never even gonna launch
a coin, right?
And, like, I was always confident then that he was actually dropping something, and I feel
the same way with it.
Like, there's no way he's just running, right?
Like, he's way too proud of an individual, and I think he's still bummed that he didn't...
that DeFi Apes was such a big L, right?
I don't know, buddy.
He hasn't tweeted in 10 hours, you know what?
I know.
What motivation does he have to keep going?
I mean, like, if you have a...
I don't know.
Why on toldo?
Why not do it on Blast, or why not, uh, Ape Chain?
No, Blast is...
Because there's no volume there, dude.
Come on, man.
The only two...
The only two viable options with that poll were Solana.
And were base, right?
Because that's where, like...
That's where meme coins are getting the attention, and Solana's just got the hot hand right
now, so I'm glad he...
I honestly am glad he went there, especially because I didn't have to bridge money over
to base, right?
So, let's see.
I bet you DeDeep...
If DeDeep didn't send money, dude, were Gucci.
I'm telling you.
That's like KD going to the Warriors, you know?
Shouldn't he, you know, sit on his own chain?
Hey, Bunny, Ashley, Malik.
How's it going?
Bunny, uh, you forgot that I have been a supporter of Machi since the good old days,
man.
I don't know if you remember Ape Finance and, uh, DeFi Apes.
Dude, you had...
You won, like, a hundred DeFi Apes.
I was there, um, and yeah, uh, DeDeep big fan.
Uh, it's...
It did.
I don't know what to think.
Uh...
So, you sent money?
Of course I did, dude.
How much did you send?
Dude, imagine not sending money these days.
Like, you...
Someone, you know...
As soon as you see someone posting an address, you just send money.
You...
You don't see who it is.
Here's the hard...
Here's the hard truth.
I would much rather get rugged than, like, all of you MFers make generational wealth off
of this, and I'm just sitting on the sideline, like, doing nothing, right?
Like, I would much rather get rugged.
It's not even close.
That makes sense now.
And it's about risk to reward, right?
Like, Jay said, there's, you know, like, if you do the math, there's a good chance that
this comes off as at least, like, a 2x off the bat.
And to be very honest, like, we all have, you know, forgotten our morals way back, so none
of us should be, you know, thinking about morals, about, you know, sending money to anyone,
uh, especially Machi.
So, yeah, dude, we are in, man.
Let's see, you know, like, we have trusted enough people already, uh, no problem in trusting
Machi yet again.
Uh, you get your money, uh, and if you make profits out of it, just to atone for the sins
and sending money to questionable people, just use it for right causes, uh, donate some
food to the pet shelter nearby, or give it to people in need, uh, you can, you know,
give meth to the meth heads who are suffering, uh, to get some meth because they have run
out of money to buy some meth.
So, yeah, you know, you can do good, uh, for the society with the profits.
But, yeah, Bunny, we are riding, dude.
I feel like you kind of lost, you lost the plot at the end of that.
Dude, one more thing.
I don't know what to think when I hear Jay say, uh, say that, you know, this is probably
like, you know, the last hope for Bored Apes to say we are so fucking back.
Dude, if you're, if your last hope for Bored Apes is like, you know, sending money to Machi
and hopefully the coin he launches does well, dude.
No, no, no.
But here's the thing.
The morality of like the timeline right now is just like so fucking down and like people
just love to dunk on apes.
Like for ones, we can fucking dunk on other people.
Like that's the issue right now is just like everybody's just always fucking bitching about
Bored Ape Yacht Club.
And at the end of the day, like, you know, there is like movement of Bored Ape Yacht Club.
But I'm saying just as a short term, it's something good to fucking dunk on other people
that it's someone coming from the community of Bored Ape Yacht Club.
That's what I'm speaking about.
It probably shouldn't say that till the coin drops and we see what happens though, right?
No, but that's what I'm saying though.
Dunk it on people.
But that's what I'm saying though, is just like I'm being optimistic on both sides.
Like this shit can go to fucking zero or it can go to the moon.
Like at the end of the day, I'm going to be optimistic on both sides.
I'm not just bull fucking posting.
Yeah, zero is optimistic.
I'm not following.
To be honest, it would have made more sense to like at least cap the pre-sale and create
at least some FOMO because like we are genuinely going to a stage where like we are running
out of people who would actually buy it in secondary.
Even if you get it listed on like Binance and Bybit, it's not going to be anywhere.
No, I don't think so because I think Jay is right with this.
There's people who faded, right?
Maybe based on Machi's history or their feelings towards Machi, they faded it, right?
Or they're on the fence and they pass now.
But if that chart just takes a piss missile up, dude, that FOMO starts to kick in and then
and then there's a there's a bunch of new fucking buyers, right?
But there's always going to be a fader like they're always in this market.
There always is going to be a group no matter how small you think we are.
There's a motherfucker that always has liquid somewhere that he's willing to sell so fast
to ape into something because the chart he thinks is going to two two X.
That's why you have everybody who faded fucking everything at one mil and you have dumb asses
that are fucking now aping at a billion market cap like you faded everything to the top.
It's always and always will happen.
We don't know how to control FOMO in everybody's fucking self.
That wallet got 20 million in 45 minutes.
I think the FOMO was just fine.
I think plenty of people were in fear of missing out and throwing money at this contract.
That is like that's nothing.
That seems like a lot of money in a short amount of time.
Honestly, that is not nothing in the bull market.
This could raise honestly about 250 mil easy.
Have any of these pre-sales got 20 million in 45 minutes?
I mean, just today that well token did about what?
10 million in one minute.
You got to have to like there's there's so much.
Is that a pre-sale or a token that came out?
Yeah, it was a pre-sale open market.
I know nothing about that.
Well dropped in one minute.
I'm pretty sure it is the fastest raise possible.
I think it did 10 million if I'm not wrong.
Dude, even even that collection Tinson like raised around 60 million a couple of months back.
I think two or three months back.
So like in comparison, this is still not like completely, you know, like.
Yeah, it's it's not like unbelievable.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
I think it kind of is right.
35 million in like half a day to a pre-sale.
I'd like are we all that desensitized?
That sounds like a lot of fucking money in a short amount of time.
No, that's nothing.
Does anybody have that graphic?
Remember when we sent 122 million over that?
It was over a few days.
If somebody could send me that graphic, that's what I'm looking for.
I thought I saved it.
I can't find it right.
Is that that Zach tweet you're talking about?
Yeah, I think you're right.
I think it is the Zach tweet because that has that has the other pre-sale numbers.
And I want to see where this ranks among those.
If somebody find that, that'd be fantastic.
Shell, what's going on?
Did you send money to Machi yesterday or no?
Funny.
Of course I did.
Of course I did.
If you're in this space and you didn't send at least some money, like what are you doing, bro?
That's like being at the gas station and everybody's buying a lottery ticket and you're the only MF for not buying a fucking lottery ticket.
So yeah, I bought one.
You know, I threw like four soul at it.
I'd throw more if I had it, to be honest.
But yeah, I just wanted some exposure.
It's going to be interesting because like you said, dude, you've mentioned a couple of times in a couple of spaces like Zach's not going to touch us, right?
Like he just like it's too fresh.
It was like six months ago that he lost the trial or the court case to Machi.
So I wouldn't be surprised if there was still like some kind of order in place where he can't even talk about Machi, which is also like as we see with like Slurf and all the other coins that had the huge free sales.
Coffeezilla even mentioned them, but I know Coffeezilla and Zach are boys.
So I think that may be how coffee gets like the crypto crypto exposure.
So I don't know.
It'll be weird to see where that goes and where it lands.
I think Zach will definitely be auditing the contract, but he might see like another Zach stepping up because he will probably pass that information on to somebody else.
But I heard a lot of people mentioning the hack and like, oh, like we just lost $60 million yesterday.
Now we're sending this guy millions of dollars.
First off, those are North Korean devs.
These are Taiwanese devs.
All right.
You do not fuck with China.
All right.
So anyway, I'm bullish on the coin.
I'm buying everybody by Boba.
And I think we need to shorten the ticket from Boba Opa to like Boba.
Like, come on, bro.
Somebody needs to get on the marketing.
Somebody get on the hoe on the fucking horn.
And Machi was literally on the doorsteps of New York Stock Exchange getting Mithril M17 on the fucking listing before it fucking fell through with Dutch Bank.
You think this motherfucker is not getting this on every crypto exchange?
You are out of your goddamn mind.
Love you.
I'm at first.
Hope we all get rid of it.
That's the hope, man.
And let me tell you, like, I've gotten rinsed on pre-sale so far.
So if this ends, if this goes straight to zero and ends the pre-sale meta, that's not the worst case scenario.
Dude, I tried to speak the name and I ended up, like, literally spraining my tongue, man.
The name should have been better.
The name is fine.
Let's just stop fighting.
It is what it is, dude.
How do you say Boba Opa?
Yeah, something like that.
So here's the thing.
I kind of agree with T-Flow.
It does seem pretty substantial, this race, now that I'm looking at this list.
He raised more money than all of them, dude.
All of them.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, that's nothing.
That's nothing.
He's got 30,000 sold ahead of the biggest Solana pre-sale.
It's nothing, Jay, but relatively, it's something.
Yeah, but for a last bull market, 100 million raised was nothing.
ICO days, 100 million was nothing.
You have to understand that.
Yeah, but for the current times, right?
Yeah, but we're literally in a structured market that, like, no one has, who's the next
raised?
I mean, I guarantee you, if FaceBank dropped the fucking, or KSI dropped the wallet, that
would destroy this market.
It would be 100 mil, rather than seeing, this would look like a cockroach.
Right, but it's all relative, though.
Like, a year ago, 100 sold, which you threw into this, was nothing.
You'd throw those around all day.
No big deal.
It's different now.
Look at the price where we're at today.
Bitcoin's at almost 70k.
Like, you have to understand, like, I think people are, like, so PTSD in a bear market
today that we're at higher values today, where people are risk-on, where millions of
millions of dollars were won in the bear market.
I'm sorry if you didn't catch that, but that was your ultimate play of playing fucking shit
coins in the bear market to then be able to ape these kind of liquidity shits and play
on house money, because if you're-
No, I understand that, but I'm saying, look at this chart, right?
I mean, the way that it is right now, like, the amount of money that they were able to
raise, that he raised in a day, trumping all of these, after everybody is seemingly exhausted
from the pre-sale meta, it's, I don't know.
I think you're kind of, like, brushing it off.
No, no, but you have to compare, is how big is Machi to all these guys that raised?
Nothing.
They were literally, instead of Bone, but Bone was a very exclusive artist that a lot of people
didn't know, and that was, I would say, probably the most relative that would capture.
But, like, all these other things, your aping ain't on devs at the end of the day, so, like,
there's no comparison to that.
Yeah, when you say that this is nothing compared to what happens in the bull market, yes, this
is nothing compared to, like, what Machi has.
Yes, but it's the top of this chart.
Like, I'm saying you can't compare.
There hasn't been anybody that went stand-fronted and said, you know, I'm raising that, right?
And everybody fucking sent soul to it.
You were literally sending soul to an anon dev that you thought was a good meme, right?
You can't compare.
Like, I'm saying, like, if Frank D. Gods or, like, I don't know, ThreadGuy now came in,
now you can compare a Machi to ThreadGuy and all that stuff, right?
It's like, we shouldn't be-
What did Ben raise?
I think it was close to this.
It was.
It was, I think it was, like, 20, 24 million, right?
Or 12 million, maybe.
I'll check right now.
I thought it was 32.
I think the difference here, though, is that Machi has had this open.
Those others, they were closed pretty quickly.
Like, I remember doing Dexter cap.
That was only open for, like, an hour, you know?
This has been open.
I'm not trying to fud my own bags, but I just, I think that also has to be addressed.
You can't just say, like, oh, hey, he was raised more than anybody else.
But this has been open for such a long time compared to the others as well.
I feel like a bunch of them were 24 hours, though.
Not the bigger one.
I don't know.
Like, all of those, I did most of these on the top ones, and they were only open,
like they said, they were open for 24 hours, but they had hard caps.
They ended up closing out, yeah.
They closed them within hours or an hour or two, you know?
But, Shoshone, you did send to Machi, though?
Yeah, I did.
I did, personally.
Dude, this, I would say that this one, out of just, like, and this is anecdotal, obviously, right?
But this one has the most people I know that I feel like everybody I know.
Am I the only person on stage that did it?
I think so, yeah.
Yeah.
You and Matt.
You and Matt.
You and the other person who's never bought a meme coin ever.
So, yeah, just you two.
Bad Brothers is retired now.
You can't be shit-coining like this.
Bad Brothers.
No, we're 25 days away from the happening.
Do me a favor, Viver.
Just go send us all.
I've actually never really even bought a coin.
I just used MoonPay to buy all my NFTs.
Oh, my gosh, Matt.
Are you fucking serious?
Mate, Matt, I'll send you one more.
How are you a Web3 advisor, Matt, if you never bought a coin?
Well, it's Web3 invited to the mayor, not the president.
Yeah, and it's gaming.
It's not really – I don't buy coins.
I earned them in the game.
I played an earn of 2017 again.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck, Matt.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I'm sending him a soul.
Don't worry.
I literally got his wallet.
Thank you, Jay.
Matt immediately aped that shit in there.
Manny, what's up, bro?
Matt, cash it out.
Dude, I think we're pretty much sleeping on how much money Machi has, bro.
Like, this pre-sale is worth about as much as his house in just L.A., right?
Like, this is how much one of his houses costs, right?
So, like, he ran a fucking B&B validator, bro.
Like, yeah, this might not be, like, the biggest raise compared to the old foremarket,
but, like, we're pre-face-melting candles, and this shit's $30 million.
Bro, we're either the dumbest people who are alive right now,
or this is going to be the biggest cook of all cooks.
So, I'm like, there's no in-between, bro.
So, that's why I sent the money.
How much did you send, Manny?
I sent one.
I sent one sold.
Chris sent 10, bro.
I'm bullish if Manny sent.
That's it?
What?
I'm not going to lie.
Chris sending.
I actually – this is 100% a true story.
I'm going to read it verbatim here.
I text easy at 6.31 p.m., right?
Just a few hours ago.
I said, I'm not going to lie.
Chris sending 10 sold makes me feel like we're screwed.
His reply, we are so fucked, dude.
Yeah, Chris.
That's why I only sent one.
At least I get to be indefinable if it goes to zero.
Wait, Chris, you sent 10 sold?
Oh, he's listening.
He's not here.
Is he here?
No, he's listening.
If he sent 10, I want a refund.
Yeah.
Is there a way to get my money out?
Like, that's – who gave him permission?
I actually DM'd Machi earlier, and I said – I sent him Frisk's wallet, and I said, hey, man, can you refund this one?
I was like, could – you know what I mean?
I was like, hey, could you just send this guy?
Yeah.
I said, yeah, I said, could you just send him 10 sold and not send him any tokens?
No, like, send him like 12, right?
Like, give him a little bit of payout.
Oh, that's a good idea.
You know, like, give him, like, enough that he – like, you know, if you get more back, right?
Like, you can't call it a rug at that point, right?
Like, that de-rug risks us.
I mean, I'll personally –
Yeah, I'll cover the other sold.
Yeah, yeah, I'll cover the other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, Machi just said – me and Finn got the rest.
Yeah.
And now our bags are safe food.
We got it.
Safe.
Yeah.
Good to go.
I sent five sold.
This is innovative.
All right, well, we've been calling out Frisk.
Fin, I'm actually surprised.
That you, to be honest, I would never get –
Dude, I'm sitting – I'm just sitting on, like, a bag of fucking soul right now that I have nothing to do with.
And I'm really bored.
And at this point in the market, like, I don't know.
Fuck it.
Why not, right?
Like, the reality is if all my fucking bags went to zero tomorrow and I didn't do something dumb today,
I'd be fucking upset with myself, you know?
Like, I get rugged on so much worse so easily, you know?
Fucking Phantom could just, like, turn off their service and lose access to all my fucking money.
So, might as well, you know, do dumb shit with it today.
Yeah.
So, for me, it's, like, 50% boredom.
Actually, 50% boredom, 50% FOMO.
And I would say another 50%.
I don't know, man.
Honestly.
I mean, think about those numbers real quick, too.
What do you mean?
I think there's a few too many 50s in there.
Higher.
I don't know, man.
I really don't know what to say at this point, right?
Like, what's the worst that happens?
We get rugged.
Who cares?
Frisk.
Frisk, what made you so confident on this one?
Oh, it was the fact that you were aping Bunny.
So, honestly, I want everyone to just thank Bunny really quick because without him, I really think I wouldn't have aped without Bunny.
I think Bunny gave me a lot of conviction for this play.
And, honestly, like, I wouldn't have had the balls to go and give Machi $2,000 if my hard-earned salamas if it wasn't for Bunny.
So, everyone can thank Bunny for whatever the outcome is.
I'm not going to lie.
That's the smartest thing you've ever done on Twitter, right?
You just put all the blame on it.
Now everybody's mad at me for getting it.
Oh, no, Bunny, it's not blame.
You're an inspiration to me, dude.
Like, I wouldn't have made it this far without you, man.
Seriously.
I want to make the announcement and Matt's in the pre-sale.
Oh, let's fucking go.
This is crazy that we're enticing this.
Oh, my God.
I also do want to say.
I watched the wallet.
I watched the wallet.
We're good.
Confirmed.
I didn't think.
I thought he was going to pull a sneak one, but you don't pull a sneak one on me.
Thank you, Jay.
You're doing the Lord's work.
I also do want to say I did hit up ZachXBT and Pac-Man.
They can't revert the transaction.
So, if anyone's trying to get a refund, you're fucked.
I'm sorry.
It's over.
I think we just want to frisk rollback.
That seems to be the consensus from everyone up here that has sent money, right?
The only rollback we need is just you getting your tensile back.
I did send it from two different wallets, so I don't know if that's going to help or not.
Can we make a new verb?
Is that a frisk?
Like how slurf is a thing now?
Can we frisk the game?
Well, here's the thing.
If this goes well, then what does that mean for that term?
Dude, you drop the F.
No, then you're back.
Just become risk.
Just become risk.
If this goes well, you're just so back.
Yeah, frisk.
Are you washed?
I remember you were fucking nasty at trading.
You definitely are.
I do a lot of research, and sometimes my plays will play off.
Yeah, that's why I follow you.
But he acts on none of them.
Jay, do you ever see how Clemente trades?
Frisk is the greatest alpha finder.
But there's no action.
No, because frisk was in deep, good fucking discords.
And I remember seeing you in some, and that's why I followed you.
Which discords?
Don't say Neo-Tokyo.
No, no.
I used to be good at trading during then.
That was a whole different side of me.
Maybe it was Neo-Tokyo.
I'm going to be real.
I don't know.
I just remember you fucking doing good knowledge, man.
I was like, damn, this is a good fucking trader.
So maybe you're washed.
Maybe your ancient child could have traded Neo-Tokyo, right?
Yeah, I had to tell a few fucking Becker's puzzles, and that was it.
You got to mint from an ether scan.
What do you fucking do?
Killed it.
You're killing it, Frisk.
We're all so proud of you.
Hopefully this is the one that breaks the curse, though, right?
Because then we'll retire the joke.
I'll make sure that nobody makes fun of you.
So realistically, and like, first jokes aside here, what happens if this goes bad?
Like, if this genuinely, like, just flops, what is...
Zach's been fucking teething, just seething.
He's fucking sitting there, just titillating himself, waiting, hoping it goes wrong.
Because then he gets to republish his article.
Oh, that's the whole beauty of this situation.
So there's two outcomes.
Zach wins the lawsuit that he settled, or Machi loses the lawsuit that he settled.
That's it.
There's two, like, there's literally no outcome of this which is, like, positive.
Like, it's going, it's literally just going to be a beautiful moment for everything.
Or actually, there's a third outcome, we all get rich, and somehow money is printed out of thin air.
If this goes well, though, we could be on the precipice of the greatest rebrand in, like, the history of the world, to be completely honest.
Right, because Machi, a few months ago, dude, it was no bueno, I'm not going to lie.
I mean, I'm not going to sugarcoat it.
But, yeah, I think we may have found another person who didn't send money.
I'm almost, I like guessing on these.
Golden, no way you sent Machi money.
That's my, that's my gut.
Absolutely correct.
I did not send him money.
Come on.
Zero chance.
All right, me and Golden, baby.
The only mature person in this space.
We have most, we have mostly gambling addicts up here.
So, just from your perspective, give me a why on, on, on, give me a why.
Yeah, didn't, wasn't he involved with the, the network token?
No, that was, that was Walter and Christian on entirely.
Bunny is going to defend him to the death.
Like, he's, he's, swears to God that Machi is not the founder of network tokens.
Okay, point one, let's assume he, let's assume he was at least strongly associated.
Okay, point two, really a question.
Wasn't the network token also a pre-sale?
That one was a pre-sale for sure, yeah.
So, there's, there's technicalities to that one.
Technically, all the money still exists.
It's all there.
They just moved it into a bunch of multi-sigs and put it into USDC.
Like, the LP was just put into USDC, which maybe makes it the most stable shitcoin that's ever been dropped.
Yeah.
It's a weird open shop.
Super stable at zero.
Super stable at zero, yeah.
But it's, it's, it's backed, you know.
So, Golden, I guess my understanding.
The rugged LP is backed one-to-one.
Golden, I'll counter that, right?
I guess my understanding was that he was only, like, tangentially related to that coin.
I was basing my, I mean, I guess they didn't call this an investment thesis.
This is.
Almost comical, right?
But my, my thesis was more based off of, like, the DeFi apes, right?
Like, there was almost no demand for those.
And just, I think his pride, right?
Like, he was, like, literally buying them all himself.
He had, like, 80% of the supply.
He was giving them away for free and then buying them on secondary, right?
Which is an insane thing to do.
So, I just feel like, like, it's an insane thing to do.
Yeah, no, I hear you.
Power, I get it.
My, my thinking is, I won't, I won't belabor this point, was that I, I've just heard from a number of people that I trust.
I don't have any personal knowledge that he actually was very much involved with the network token.
So, I, I didn't give any money to that.
Now, well, the thing was, it was, like, what do you call, he was very involved with Alex Spark and both, right?
Because everybody was, like, oh, my team must be associated with the network.
And he would go into their space and be, like, I'm not, I don't have anything to do with it.
So, there's, like, no real provable link he denied it the entire time.
Well, I mean, I, I, I mean, I know, I mean, I've been told some things from reputable people that go beyond just inferences.
But, yeah, those are my reasons, Bunny.
But you already called it, you knew it from the beginning.
So, well, I guess my only response to that would be, I wish you would have told me before I sent my money, right?
Well, I, I hope, I hope you guys don't get hosed.
I just, you know.
I mean, here's the thing.
Are we going to get, like, rugged, rugged?
I don't, I really don't think so.
I doubt it.
I doubt it.
Entirely possible.
I already got rugged earlier today.
I think, right, I think there's two likely outcomes here.
Right?
Either we get, like, a 4X, right, a 2 to a 4X.
Or it's just, we're down 50% from the get-go.
And then, and right, and there's never an exit.
And it just goes to zero immediately.
And I'm okay with that, right?
Like, I have a full understanding of that going into it, so.
Yeah, best of luck.
I just, I don't know if people forgot about the, the, the very strong, similar, you know, factual circumstances as the, well, I'll leave it at that.
That's all.
There's a good saying in shitcoins, though.
It's not always your first.
Just always make that sure.
Yeah, you're only as good as your last shitcoin, you know?
No, no, but I'm going to be real.
Every shitcoin or every shitcoin dev, like, not to fluff anything, but there's never, every single shitcoin that you've seen today, they've actually made another one before that.
And I can fucking put my ape on that, on that one.
Oh, yeah, no doubt.
In fact, there's probably only a handful of, there's, like, serial deployers out there, as you know.
I would say that's the majority of it, right?
Yeah.
Serial deployers, that's probably my guess.
Prior, prior to this pumped out fun thing where everybody is, I haven't been on the pumped out fun thing.
That thing looks like.
It looks like a porn site.
Yeah, it's like, I haven't, I was like, I'm not touching that, dude.
It's like pre-sale for tokens that haven't launched yet, kind of, right?
And these things are like 5K market cap, I feel like, when they drive, it's like a nightmare, dude.
It's janky as hell, too.
Looks like I'm in a computer virus just by looking at the screen.
It's so janky.
It's so bad.
It's, I mean, there hasn't been one successful coin that's launched, like, more than 15 to 20 minutes.
It's because the bonding curve is still high.
And the play is to get in early and then dump it before it goes live.
To be completely, yeah, that's the thing.
People are literally selling this thing for, like, 50 cents profits before they even go, before the coins even exist.
I actually do appreciate the protocol because when somebody sends me a link, right?
Like, usually if you send, if somebody sends me a CA, I got to go check it out, right?
I got to do some, even if it's, like, a low level of due diligence, I have to do some research on the coin.
When somebody sends me a pump.fun coin, I can just automatically ignore it, right?
Like, I don't have to look any further.
So, it has, like, sped up my betting.
It's a junk mail box.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's straight to spam mail.
I don't have to look at it.
We're good to go.
Cray, Cray, hands.
I'm curious.
We got to know.
Did you send money or did you not send money?
Bro, why would I be on the court and not shoot the ball?
Like, honestly.
Like, everybody, like, we know what's going on.
We've been in the space this whole time.
Like, you know the players.
You know what kind of points they put up.
You know who got the best assists.
Like, what are we doing here?
If you didn't take a shot with 0.5 soul on this, like, you're just a spectator at this
point in the game.
The minimum send was one soul.
So, if you took a shot.
One soul?
Send one soul, man.
You should probably send another 0.5.
I said 6.69, dude.
Like, fucking let's go.
Or let's don't.
Like, but I'm definitely going to shoot the ball.
Like, what?
Some people just don't send out a principle, you know?
Like, I think it's a principle thing.
Which, you know, if you have principles in crypto, you know.
Then you probably don't belong there.
Yeah, but those motherfuckers are ape and secondary.
Don't lie.
100%.
Everybody does.
Everybody says, well, I don't got principle.
And fucking pre-sale closes.
And then they see the chart.
And they're like, oh, fuck.
No, I had principles last cycle, man.
I'm not the one making these tokens.
I'm a participant.
But you can definitely spot a goddamn good horse.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it's not principle for me either.
I mean, I ate shit coins all day last cycle.
You know?
I mean, you got to have your principles through and things.
But other times, you just got to make some fucking money.
So, Bad Brothers, as one of the only people up here, right, who hasn't sent money,
I am curious.
Like, are you just, like, retired from meme coins?
Or did you think this specifically was a bad investment?
Yeah, I mean, like, I could see it doing a 2-3X.
But it's not like, you know, I really wanted to throw, like, you know, 10 or 20 fucking soul on it.
Like, you know, sure, I could throw a soul.
But it's just, like, eh.
You know?
It's a lot.
You know?
I got to go to Telegram.
I got to go to the bot.
I got to withdraw something.
I mean, you know, that's a whole fucking thing right there, you know?
Man, I just tried bass and lost more than this, man.
Honestly, dude.
I'm not even trying to sweat this.
I'm not even trying to sound like I got, like, size or nothing.
But, like, dude, a one-soul bet?
I mean, you know, it's only, like, $30 million.
Like, you know, I need something like...
No, I get what Bad Brothers is saying.
It could have started an extremely high market cap.
And for Bad Brothers, it's not worth the time to only send one soul.
And then if he thinks the ceiling is, like, four to five soul, like, max that he's getting
out of this, right?
Like, I don't know.
That makes sense.
That's why I said...
Yeah, but there is a different side to this.
Like, people just don't understand, like, market caps and caps and all that stuff.
There's a side that if it's initially capped, that means pre-sailers are dumping while you
have to scoop secondary, right?
If it's not capped, you have to understand that if there is flow to this, that majority
of it, like, doesn't mean that it's just down only.
Like, people have to understand, like, there's gamifies of reasons why things are capped,
right?
Depending on demand that all it bases on, right?
So with all this, like, there's both sides to this of, like, an open capped and capped.
It depends on how much reach you have and how much demand you have.
If you have that kind of demand, there's no such thing as capped.
Like, why do you cap it?
Are you guys buying the inked mint tomorrow on the ordinals?
Yeah, I am.
Yeah.
To me...
My first ordinal.
Fuck it.
To me, that's, like, the alpha play of this entire week.
Not this machi thing.
I think, like, it's being really underreported or talked about recently.
But you need to have the allow list now.
They do, but...
I mean, I have one spot.
But I'm going to probably buy a secondary depending upon, you know, the immediate price.
Because I just think that that is one of the more interesting projects.
Original collections have been launched.
I'm skipping Oni Force, all that.
Like, this is, I think, the best chance for, like, an anime so far, at least.
We'll see.
What's the mint price on those?
I just didn't like how it was supposed to be a one-of-one collection, and then they were like, fuck it, we're going to make a secondary.
Yeah, I didn't like it either.
I also didn't like how they were...
I did try to get whitelist.
I don't know if I actually got whitelist.
If I did, I'll mint, but I haven't checked yet.
How is this different from Persona?
It's on Bitcoin.
It's cool.
On Bitcoin.
That's the difference?
Don't fuck my Persona bags out there, you know.
Well, I would...
I don't know, Jay.
This one isn't going to take...
I was going to say, Jay, let's be honest.
Like, what am I funny?
You know, we still don't know what Persona is.
I would be honest, Persona is the only stable fucking thing that has been out there.
I will say.
Yeah, so are the last 18 anime projects that dropped.
I mean, Aether, dude, Aether was the future of the future of anime.
Here's the thing with Persona, right?
Like, we can make jokes forever, right?
Because it has been a pretty...
It's been a pretty long time, right?
Like, for the reveal.
The price has been extremely stable for how long it's taken for the art to actually reveal.
I will say that.
That doesn't mean it's not going to dump immediately on the 29th when it reveals, right?
But, I don't know.
We'll see how I feel those days.
Isn't it the 29th, isn't it?
Yeah, in two days.
No, it's tomorrow.
Oh, wait, no.
Oh, it's tomorrow?
Inked is tomorrow.
Oh, no, I'm saying Persona.
Persona reveal is the 29th.
Yeah, Ink is tomorrow, the 28th.
Then, the day after is Persona reveal, the 29th.
That's...
And again, like, I don't have Ink whitelist, right?
I don't remember if that was one of the ones that I tried to get or not.
But I don't have it, so...
I'm funning it.
I mean, I don't know what to tell you.
Is it that...
We'll see what it opens up on the secondary, right?
If this thing opens up super high, like, I'll probably just stay away.
I think all the influencers aren't talking about it this week because they don't want anyone else to buy it on secondary.
Because they were talking a lot about it last month.
I'm not hearing anything right now.
Are the influencers in the room right now?
I mean, there was a lot of...
What do you call it?
People got turned off with the whitelist process and stuff.
So, I don't know if that's it or if it's what you're talking about.
I don't know.
I still think, you know, if you can mint it, that it could definitely be a cook.
That would just be my thing.
But, yeah, I don't know.
I've kind of stayed away from it for a bit, but we'll see if I get whitelist.
Yeah, I'm trying to stay positioned for Runes, man.
Honestly.
Okay.
Speaking of Runes, Bad Bro, what is your highest conviction Rune play right now?
Is it still Arsic?
Okay.
I will go fuck myself.
Bando, what's up?
Good feedback.
I mean, it was a good try.
It was a good try.
I mean, you know what I mean?
Yeah, no, Bad Bro's checking to see if he got that whitelist spot.
Bando, what's good, bro?
Hey, what's up, guys?
How you doing?
Yeah, I just sent to this Machi pre-sale.
When's this motherfucker going to close this, bro?
He hasn't tweeted in ages, bro.
He's sleeping?
I don't even need the tweet to be in English, dude.
Just put something at it.
Just give me another picture of the dog at this point.
I know.
I need a geotag on him.
Like, where is he?
Is he in Taiwan?
Like, is he sleeping right now?
Like, what's going on?
So we know, like, when this is going to end.
Is he in L.A. party?
And, like, like...
I tried to DM him and get him here, right?
And ask him some questions about, like, the tokenomics and stuff.
But I'm sure his DMs are...
I'm assuming they're an absolute nightmare right now, right?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
People, like, no clue what they're doing.
Yeah, yeah.
It's going to be crazy.
I mean, I feel decently good about it.
But just because I trust him, like, as crazy as that sounds, I trust him more than, like,
any of these other people.
No, I mean, I don't think you're wrong, right?
I also sent money, and I do think it sounds kind of crazy to trust him, right?
So, like, I think we're all in the same boat.
So, yeah.
Let me ask you, you guys talking about, you know, watching live pairs all day and, I mean,
or aping shit coins all day?
If you're not aping shit coins all day, like, what are you doing?
I'm actually, like, losing money by going into my job.
Like, it is crazy out there, guys.
So, here's the thing, and here's one of the other reasons why I sent money to Machi.
I played a shit coin so horribly yesterday that, like, I don't know if you play poker,
but, like, I've legitimately been on tilt.
Like, I'll buy anything right now.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, it was, like, an 8x, and by the time I went to sell, the dev dumped 4 million in
liquidity pulled.
So, I sold at breakeven, and then the next time I looked, it was up 5x from where I
sold, right?
Which was my original buy-in point.
So, it was just, like, since yesterday, I've been, like, oh, yeah, dude, I'll take a stab
at anything as long as it's not a pumped-out fun link right now.
That's kind of where my head's at.
I'm with you, dude.
Like, all it takes is one day to, like, lose, and then you're on tilt because you see everyone
fucking making massive gains.
So, you just start firing away.
But the latest thing...
I had Sunny flexing on me because she sold the top, and she made .5 sold, dude, right?
So, like, I was really vexed, dude.
It was like, oh, my God.
You're just ready to eat something, yeah.
But, dude, the thing people are missing now, like, with the rugs, it's shit like this Rex
stuff, right?
Where it's safe, right?
And it just shoots out of the cannon at $2 million because they're sniping right when
it goes live.
And I know I got called this out with Jay a couple weeks ago, watch out for this, but
that's happening more and more.
And it's like, oh, like, it has a site built, stickers, and the TG, and, like, it looks all
good.
Oh, this is funny.
All the buys and the volume come in.
But you don't know because these dev selling bots on Telegram aren't picking up, actually,
the dev dispersing everything.
And no one, no one looks into how much the fucking dev has.
And that's what's crazy to me.
And that's the true alpha is, like, looking and being able to spend five minutes on soul
scan and seeing how much the dev has.
That's what's killing these fucking coins is them just cheating them to death, and people
are getting crushed on them.
But, Bunny, I gave you the fucking play.
I gave one play here every quarter.
Gave you Pepe back in December, when it was at nothing.
And I told you last week, Bag on here.
When Bag was at $11 million, did a tax.
Still holding it.
Really?
Yeah.
That was my, I was shilling you guys that.
No, you weren't, dude.
I remember that.
We should have listened, obviously, right?
I need you to privately shill me.
Like, send me a DM.
I said that to somebody else, right?
Like, because when I'm, like, hosting this, I'm not, it's really hard for me to ape it
live, right?
Like, because I would, especially if it's on Solana, because my Solana wallet's on my
phone.
So, like, I would have to completely ignore everything that's going on here.
I need a follow-up DM, right?
With the CA in a message by itself and say, like, buy now or hurry up.
You know what I mean?
Like, sale ending soon.
You know what I mean?
Something like that, in all caps, for sure.
Dude, all you gotta do, I mean, you gotta have alerts on, like, some telegrams.
That's, I mean, that's where it's at.
And first of all, dude, get a fucking photon on your computer, bro.
You're, on your phone?
Come on.
Photon's goaded.
I don't know why, just for, I've never had a, really, a wallet on my phone in the entire,
like, three years I've been here.
Yeah.
But for some reason, my Solana wallet is on my phone.
I didn't even know you could get a fancy item on your phone.
I've never really used my Solana wallet, like, you know, I've never been super active over
there until recently, right?
Like, this meat coin craze on Solana is kind of new, so.
Same.
But I'm telling you, there's, like, photons just to buy and sell normally, but if you're
not, like, crazy active trading on the desktop, it's really good.
And it's pretty good on mobile, but it's a website, though.
By the way, I've been hot, I've been hot, and Alpha's got his hand up, and I'm going
to go three for three here at my night.
Alpha, you did not send money to Machi.
That's my guess.
Alpha, no shots, he sent money.
Yeah, 100% not, bro.
Like, I'm the best dev in fucking Solana and Bitcoin.
Like, you guys are buying the shit, shit that I have.
You guys have no fucking clue.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's kind of offensive, bro.
That's kind of offensive.
Actually, we should pump the Soap Hugs, because literally, I was selling Soap Hugs at, like,
150 fucking, so, for, like, and so was, like, $150.
You guys have no clue.
You guys are playing in a fucking metaverse that, like, people like me are controlling.
Like, you guys are puppets.
And, like, puppets on Bitcoin, too, right?
Like, you are being controlled.
Like, this shit's, like, this is masterpiece.
Like, the masterpiece that, like, Solana MFers are doing to you on Bitcoin, on Solana.
It's incredible.
Like, you guys are fucking dolls.
Y'all are dolls.
Thanks.
I'm so confused.
Damn, money changes, people.
Holy fuck.
No, no, no.
Money doesn't change.
Yeah.
Remember when he came in here and bragged about selling out his NFT project, dude?
You remember that?
You remember he was coming here and bragging about selling out his projects?
No, Finn, Finn, pick the fuck up, bro.
I'm telling you, I would come here, literally, $200,000 salary, on the dot.
Like, money has never changed.
Wait, wait, did someone ask?
Okay, well, I mean, that got out of control.
Alpha, here's the thing.
I don't know how any of that incoherent rambling was really relevant to the Machi thing, right?
Like, how does that mean Machi's going to fail?
Oh, Machi's, like, I've been telling Machi's going to fail.
Is he the puppet peer?
He will come be like, Alpha Sayan.
He'll be like, Alpha Sayan has always been right.
He'll be like, Alpha Sayan.
He'll be like, Alpha Sayan number one, actually.
Alpha Sayan number one.
Yo, like, you guys know I fucked around with the question mark at my first, right?
Like, I fucked around with it.
I like, I actually like Alpha.
Oh, now I get it.
You know?
And then he liked me.
Like, he ignored me, and then he saw what the fuck I did.
And that's the best part.
Like, and I can tell the story.
Okay, so here's the conclusion.
I can tell the story, though.
That you're friends with Machi, and you don't support your friends, right?
No, I'm not friends with Machi.
Mine doesn't follow me.
What the f...
I'm so confused.
Is he important or not important?
Yeah, I thought you said Machi.
I think I'm more important than you, bro.
I don't even know who you are.
Who is this guy?
Hey, but you follow me, bro.
That's okay.
I follow McDonald's.
That doesn't mean I, like...
Yeah, you follow McDonald's.
I follow fucking...
Like, doesn't mean anything to me.
Do you really follow McDonald's?
That seems...
They had a really good anime campaign.
I was tracking it.
Yeah, it was pretty good.
It was a legit anime campaign.
Who makes more better anime on Bitcoin than Jonah?
That's, like, that's...
What are you talking about?
Hold on.
I want to make sure I'm not...
Malik, do you understand anything?
I'm still trying to...
I'm still trying to decipher the part about...
I think that he was saying something...
I have the captions on.
I have the captions on just to help you.
I'm tracking Alpha.
I'm tracking him.
I'm just trying to get down to the real shit here.
Because the part that piqued my curiosity was when he said that, you know, there's, like,
everyone's a puppet and, like, what's being done here is, like, this fucking beautiful
masterpiece of, like, manipulation and essentially, like, steering and sort of, like, getting people
to do, you know, these, like, predetermined things, which, I mean, I don't know, man.
That might be true, but here's the thing, Alpha.
You sound like a crazy person unless you actually drop some fucking names, drop some data, drop
some knowledge, like, give us some facts, because otherwise it just sounds like kind
of wild conspiracy theories.
You sound like Ryan Garcia.
You sound like Ryan Garcia right now, dude.
No, no.
I sound like Carlos.
I sound like...
Not on the table, Carlos, right?
Like, we drop our shit on the table.
Like, this has been plotted in your motherfucking minds.
First step is that you fade.
Wait, Alpha, before you go any further, is the Earth flat or round?
Like, that's the only, like, just Earth flat or round?
No, no, no, no, no.
Nope.
Alpha.
Alpha and only Alpha.
Go ahead, Alpha.
I want to hear.
I'm giving you a chance here.
Go ahead, bro.
All right, yeah.
So, be becoming a puppet master.
All right, let me teach you how to become a puppet master.
So, you have to deploy the seed, like, three, six months in advance.
And you have to understand your audience.
And this is your audience.
Eat them efforts did not want to become...
Like, okay, you can't teach new dogs new tricks.
And eat them efforts are one of those people...
That's not how that goes.
It's old dogs new tricks.
No, no, no.
Yeah, whatever it is, Jonah.
Go back to your game that I'm going to create better than you.
I'm going to make a game out of you in a minute.
In, like, one month on Bitcoin.
Ten fucking ten-minute blocks from megabytes.
All right, let's get it back on track.
All right, let's go back on track.
Seeds were deployed three to six months in advance.
Anything on Polygon.
You took the check.
You took the check, bro.
You took the...
I'll do it again.
What the fuck?
Yeah, that's right.
Alpha.
Jonah.
Jonah, definitely last chance.
Are you so hyped up right now?
Alpha, for real, last chance.
I just...
I want to get to the point here because you're saying...
How do you become a puppet master?
Yes.
Give me the fucking Cliff Notes version.
You have to learn how the stupid shit that all you guys make a mistake on.
And you have...
Literally, you have to learn how everyone...
Are you saying we're your exit liquidity, Alpha?
I am saying that you guys are my lesson.
And I've learned all the lessons from y'all dumbass motherfuckers.
And guess what?
I have a book.
I don't have a book, actually.
I actually created that link line.
I don't have a book.
The book is being created as I speak.
Because y'all are dumbass motherfuckers.
Y'all keep feeding.
And y'all are not going to make money.
Like, these runes things, right?
So, like, if you had, like, some R6...
Let's say you were a guy like you.
Like, right?
Like, you guys are...
Wait, but do you have a book?
Right?
Like, let's say you have, like, 12 million R6 runes, like, mined.
Is anyone following?
Finn, you're...
Is anyone following?
I just want to, like, clarify, like, anyone following.
What's the title of the book?
Bro, you were a follower.
You were a fucking follower.
Bitcoin.
Anyway.
Hey, hey, baby.
I wanted to hear more about the R6.
Yeah, dude, honestly, I...
I'm enjoying this.
I'm actually genuinely enjoying this.
Alpha, and I might have to connect offline, bro.
I don't know if we should pivot back there.
I'm at a crossroads.
I feel like he was...
I feel like Alpha was going to actually give us actionable Alpha
for how not to be dumbasses and puppets and exit liquidity.
And he was going down the R6 path.
I like that.
I have R6.
I'm just going to let you know.
I want him to throw less insults, you know, along the way.
If there is a test on what he's talking about, I am screwed.
Right?
Like, I'm not passing the test.
I can't be asked questions about that.
But I tried.
I tried very hard.
Then Finn interrupted me.
You did not try really hard.
I'm going to be honest.
You gave it, like, minimal effort.
It wasn't Finn's fault.
It wasn't Finn's fault.
If you're trying to, like, pivot yourself as, like, an Alpha, like a King,
and you can't handle, like, a simple interruption from a dog on the Internet,
like, that's a problem, right?
Because, Malik, can you do me a favor and call Guinness?
Because I think they just broke the record for the longest time two people have talked over each other
in the history of the world.
Right?
There's no way.
Dude, that was legitimately impressive.
Like an old married couple.
And neither of them will give up.
Like an old married couple.
Here's what we're going to do.
We're going to reset the room.
We're going to reset the room.
There's a lot of hands, and I feel bad for everybody, for all these people that are waiting.
Meadow, we haven't asked you yet, did you or did you not send Machi money?
This has been the question of the day.
We're kind of curious.
So, hey, Bun.
I am very proud because I have not participated in any pre-sale Meadow.
And then I blacked out, and then I found myself sending money to Machi.
And I just was like, what the hell just happened?
I swear to God, I did.
Capitulation.
First time.
And let me tell you.
Okay, so I have a story.
So I only sent a soul.
Machi, well, you know he's very controversial, right?
But I think it's really fascinating because I think people are attracted to polarizing personalities.
Either very popular or very hated.
And so I think this is either going to gigascend or we're going to die.
And so one soul is not too shabby, but I did.
Like, I have not participated at all.
Like, I'm very meticulous with my investments.
Like, I'm very careful.
Things are going very well, thank God.
But like this morning, I was like, this is kind of crazy.
And he's just so polarized.
And he's just wild.
And so I think this has a shot to gigascend.
And so I just, I want to be a participant in this.
I do not.
Like, 99% of the time, I don't participate in this stuff.
I love watching it, but I did.
Blacked out, saw it.
Boom.
Gone.
I want to ask you just on your meticulous investment strategy.
Did that include the Satoshi VX?
Have you seen how much Satoshi is right now?
I'm not in that.
But everything else is going pretty beautifully.
Remember GPU?
I'm like up five figures on that, Malik.
Let's fucking go, Malik.
I told you.
If you bought one, I told you to buy.
The nicest D-Gen in Web3 right here.
You're looking at it.
You're so sweet.
So yeah.
So bun I did.
I mean, it's nice to know that you were in it too.
But yeah.
So is Ash.
So that's good.
I'm happy Ashley's in there too.
Couldn't help myself, you know?
Like, I don't know.
I'm an idiot.
But, you know, here we are.
Here we are.
All right.
Hold on.
I got to go to Floor and then Jonah.
Floor said he's got breaking news.
Floor, before the breaking news, did you send money to Machi?
Yes or no?
Yeah, Bunny.
You also inspired me to participate.
I sent the same.
All right.
Motherfucker's got to say that.
Hold on.
Let's go.
Yeah.
So thank you.
Fun.
We got to stop.
Giving financial advice again, Bunny.
Thank you, Bunny.
Yep.
NFA, NFA, NFA.
Can't even pronounce the dog's name.
Yeah.
Breaking news.
Are you doing the sound effect or should I just go?
I'm just going to go.
No, you just go.
Yeah, just go.
So, okay.
So guess who owns an even more famous dog within Web3 is tangentially related to Machi and
is doing a pre-sale for a SolShed coin with a ticker Sparky.
Oh, no way.
Dude, I don't want to hear that.
That is not breaking news.
That is.
What do you mean?
Oh, shit.
Is that real?
We're in a sci-up.
Are you for real?
No, it's not real.
But wouldn't you send your entire net worth to that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I would not.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Maybe I'll get refunded for net token.
So, wait, wait.
So, was it real or it's not real?
Are you fucked with us?
No, no, it's not real.
But wouldn't that be a banger by Chilinville?
I mean, he has to at this point, right?
Like, Matt, you open the doors.
Everybody knows Sparky.
Like, I don't know.
I would send my entire life savings to that.
I would send zero.
The thing is, he don't live with that dog no more to take photos and milk that shit.
So, phone book.
Yeah, no content.
That's a good point.
What about Book's cat?
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know.
Come on.
Get this motherfucker off the stage.
There's only one coin.
There's only one.
There's only one pet I want to talk about, dude.
It's the cutest billion-dollar dog I've ever seen in my entire life, right?
So, unless that's the – no, but seriously, Jonah.
I feel like Jonah here.
I'm going to try to go four for four now.
Jonah did not send money is my guess.
Jonah, did you send money to Machi, yes or no?
I had COVID, so no.
I did Balm.
I did something called Rex.
I did – I'm up a few thousand dollars right now.
Yeah.
Bro, you got in that Rex pre-sale rug?
I don't know if it was Rex.
It was like some weird-ass crocodile thing.
Was that it?
Snap.
Nap.
Dinosaur.
Purple dinosaur.
Snap or nap.
Oh, he's talking about Nick.
No, not Nick.
Nap.
It's called Nap.
It was like basically –
Don't you dare.
Don't put bad words on that.
But no, I haven't lost money so far, which is good.
No, I just was sick.
I probably would have done it because Alapa, Papa, or Arapa, whatever the dog's name.
That's a cute-looking dog.
Call it Ooppa Loopa.
Ooppa, Ooppa Loopa.
It's a good – you know what?
You know why it works?
Like I could never do a Sparky because Sparky is so like normal.
It's mid-curve.
No, he's right.
It's mid-curve.
Yeah, like you need – like this dog looks like it's seen God and its name is Appa Lapa.
So that's why.
Like I am bullish on it.
I just didn't get any.
But I just wanted to say I – the only reason I initially came up was I – like some of
these OMBs – I love ZK.
But some of these OMBs, they get an OMB.
Some dude who works at like fucking TJ Maxx watches Fight Club.
This is why – this is why Jonah is not accepted in the club.
Respectfully, respectfully, if they work at TJ Maxx, they can't afford an OMB.
This dude watches Fight Club at TJ Maxx.
You are not from this fucking club, bro.
You're like – I've seen your picture, bro.
You're not from this shit.
They get one guy's box video from Fiverr and they're fucking anonymous.
You'll get hit in the fucking face, bro.
Like literally.
I'm sorry.
Jonah, I should have gone.
You were just a dumbass developer on Web2.
Like make money, bro.
But I'm telling you right now, you don't belong as an OMB.
I'm telling you.
I'll buy your shit.
Well, you send me another Guy Fawkes video and then I'll be scared.
V for Vendetta, my ass.
This is Machi pre-sale, man.
I mean that's – that's kind of crazy.
Don't 4 for 4, Malik.
I don't know if you noticed that.
I haven't gotten – I haven't gotten one wrong.
Profits didn't send money.
That's my guess.
Profits.
Let me know if I go 5 for 5 on this.
Ah, nah.
Not going to get me.
You know what I did send money to, though?
Net token.
So maybe we're going to get our pre-sale – maybe this pre-sale is going to get our money back.
And Nick is going to change my life.
Right, Jay?
Yep, that is fucking – I will die on the throne to that.
Know that.
I don't fucking quit.
I'm a heroin addict.
Once I go in, I never come out.
So it's either I die and, yeah.
So I will do my best.
That's what she told me.
Hey, what are the odds that DeFi apes get, like, a fat aloe?
Is that the play?
Wait, no.
I was just going to say this.
Oh, my God.
No, no.
If he wants – because Jay wants this to bring back the club, right?
He wants this.
How many apes do you have, Jay?
He wants this – he only wants this to – he wants this to trickle down to the Bored Ape Yacht Club.
I think they need to get a fat aloe.
I think that's a good play.
Wait, what's been going on with them?
It's been very quiet.
Pudgy Penguin's been getting a lot of airdrops lately, right?
Like, we're getting swept under the rug.
If Machi doesn't drop Bored Apes something – ah, dude, I think that's a misstep.
I think he should have announced that.
He still gets $11 million from ApeCoin.
Did y'all forget that?
He actually beat Bored Apes with that.
Fucking – dude, I got to give him respect, bro.
Fucking finessed.
Like, $45 million out of the space.
But the worst thing is that Machi hates apes.
He just buys – it was just a dump on you guys.
Like, he hates them because, like, no one supports him.
No, he doesn't hate them.
He owns them.
He does, though.
He's got a bunch of –
He bleeds apes.
He's got a bunch of –
There's no way.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't.
If you own all the collection and you hate everything about it –
Bro, he turned Taiwan into New Ape City.
No, but if you own a lot of it, you just fuck with them.
Like, you guys have to become puppets, bro.
Like, you have to be a puppet master.
You have to – you haven't understood what a puppet master has, what it is.
You have to fuck with them.
You must have watched a lot of Sesame Street as a kid.
You are – you are part of the puppet.
You are not –
Wait, wait, yo.
Yo, Alpha, like, no –
Honestly, probably down a million games.
No troll, but wouldn't you consider yourself a puppet from ZK?
Like, no troll.
No, no, no, no, no.
Like, ZK is just ZK.
Like, ZK is just ZK.
And if I want to say – to say to ZK, fuck you, I will go and call ZK.
I'll be like, this is not acceptable, ZK.
And he'll be like –
And he'll be like, okay, Alpha, I can't talk to you right now.
That's what he was going to say to me.
I respect that.
No, I just wanted to hear it.
If ZK told you to be quiet, would you be quiet or would you be like –
Not at all.
You guys do not understand.
Like, y'all don't understand.
I mean, we're trying.
Dude, I'm trying.
The first rule of OMB club is don't talk about OMB club.
I'm giving it my all, dude.
I'm trying to – I'm trying to understand.
I promise you.
You said we're stupid, Alpha.
Like, break it down in a more –
No, he didn't say we're stupid.
He said we're puppets, to be fair.
Dedev, go ahead.
You're waving like a maniac.
We see it.
Can we please ask this Walmart ZK to stop calling us puppet masters?
Like, he buys some ordinals and things.
He, like, knows how to, you know, like, be the biggest financial master in the game.
And, like, BlackRock's Larry Fink is out here taking advice from Alpha Z.
Like, this guy comes on his face and tells us that Solana –
like, Pepe on Solana is going to flip Pepe on ETH.
And we are supposed to take this guy seriously when he calls us fucking puppets.
He sounds like one of those TikTok influencers who is, like, you got to buy a rental property.
No, no, worse.
You ever go to school and you see, like, those anime running kids with the rolly backpacks?
And they, like, take shit so serious?
Dude, people who buy ordinals are, like, people who do keto.
Like, they just, you know, they won't shut up about it.
And they will be like, hey, you know what?
Cards are bad, guys.
Cards are bad.
ETH NFT is bad.
Pre-sales bad.
Solana bad.
Dude, like, for the love of God, get some personality.
There's more things happening in the space.
Like, ordinals are phenomenal.
But, like, there's more to life.
Get a personality.
Sadeep, I don't want to sound fucked up, but that reminds me of that TikTok.
The guy who gives life advice, he's like, nobody gives a fuck.
You know what I'm talking about?
You need to do that.
You need to do that.
You need to do that content.
I don't know if you're allowed to say that.
I surely don't.
He laughed, so apparently I'm allowed.
I do think that makes it better.
I'm not going to lie.
I thought that initially as well.
Yeah, Bando, what's up, man?
Yeah, real quick.
Just, Alpha, what are you sipping on tonight?
Sounds good, bro.
I just can't respond to Dadeep because he can't afford Ordinals.
That's all.
Okay.
Alpha Sen.
Wow.
Wait.
Here's the thing, Alpha Sen.
Typical anime villain.
Here's the thing.
I also have a runestone airdrop to me, Alpha Sen.
I was an early art collector on Ordinals, so you might be, you know, a bit wrong about
things.
Like, you might, you know, you might be buying Ordinals.
Doesn't mean you can see through a person.
So, here's the thing, man.
You're not always right.
I love you, Dadeep.
There's no hard feelings, bro.
I love you too, dude.
I love making jokes.
That was sweet.
No, that really was.
That was sweet.
Prophets, go ahead.
Hey, buddy.
Are you guys excited for next week?
Oh, so excited, dude.
It's going to be fucking vibes.
I can't wait to watch you and DreadGuy, like, battle.
Are you guys really playing?
Is that a real thing?
I mean, yes.
It's going to happen, because we're going to be there on the court, and he's going to
try to make an excuse, but we won't let him.
But listen, I didn't come to talk about that.
I came to let you guys know that I will be on the lookout for all contract addresses dropping
while we're partying, so we don't miss out on anything.
I just wanted to let you guys know.
Queen!
You already know.
Also, Alpha, better not see your ass at New York.
You were a little spicy in Denver.
I didn't like it.
Yo, that's my block, bro.
I was going in the Bronx, bro.
I was going in the Bronx, bro.
Like, yo, I'm telling you, in the Bronx, bro, you don't fuck with me, bro.
Like, stop it.
Do not come with me, bro.
You threw me off.
Yo, he threw me off.
He's like, what's up?
I felt the cheeks.
I felt the cheeks.
I had to feel the cheeks.
Like, I had to grab you in the cheeks.
I was recognizing that first.
And then he had to grab you in the cheeks and tell you, like, yo, this is who I am.
I had to grab you by the chin.
I had to grab you by the chin and be like, this is who I am.
I had to grab you by the chin.
That's some pinky shit.
That's a pinky shit.
That's a pinky shit.
I was grabbing you by the chin and I'm like, yo, I grabbed you by the chin.
He grabbed you by the chin and said, show me them toes.
He's been doing push-ups.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's been doing push-ups and he comes up behind like, hey.
Yo, that's just A-pack, bro.
Hey.
No, no, no, no, no.
And I was like, oh, it's out for me.
I'm telling you, Prophets, you know, I am that man, bro.
I'm going to go watch White Coat.
He did the same thing to me, Prophets.
He comes up to me in Paris and I am like, really, I'm like exhausted.
My brain isn't thinking and he's like, who am I, Ashley?
He was genuinely asking.
He did not.
He was.
I wouldn't ask you about Matt, bro.
I was sweating.
I was sweating.
I was like, oh, my God, did I wrong you?
It turns out he was just trying to tell me I was a puppet, honestly, I think.
A lot of puppets.
We got a lot of puppets.
It's giving Nickelodeon for me.
We got a lot of puppets up here.
Alpha, go ahead, man.
Go ahead.
Yeah, no.
I only came up here to give you guys some Alpha, you know?
Like, I didn't come here to shit on you guys and call you Alpha.
No, go ahead.
Give me Alpha.
You know what?
Like, I love y'all, you know?
Like, I fuck with everyone in the space.
Like, you know, everyone's cool.
Like, everyone got their place.
Just, like, you know, everyone got their, like, you know, like, they got their place
and you got to just know how to control them, you know?
Like, when you have to just, like, put the puppet into action, you got to know.
But, no, like, the Alpha.
You need to marry.
You need to get with a girl who's into voodoo.
You guys can, like, share your dolls and shit.
Like, Norwegian women, bro, you have no clue.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
